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bike trails to Birchmere

muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 12:54 PM UTC #
i work in c.city. . at night i would recommend biking before bussing it. but i dont think the area is that bad. though single women should beware at night. you may run into Manuel. he's sauve, but he smells like an aqua-velva tanker accident:
<img src="http://www.funshop.com/images/fs_f28043_l.jpg" alt=" - " />

if u r biking it dont stop and dilly dally. common sense. dont ask for directions, if u r a guy u shouldnt ever do that anyway, even if it means u go all the way down to Mt vernon and back just to get to birchmere. keep moving. u can always get off trail at airport and take local streets rather than take the 4mile run trail which im sure has some obscured areas that could be a risk, but just like anywhere else, –but this aint georgetown. it also helps to carry huge chains
<img src="http://netmeme.org/blog/archives/images/E-Chains.jpg" alt=" - " />
around your neck like u r a crazed dc bike messenger straight out of Faster Pussycat KILL KILL!


bad ideas:
<img src="http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/hats/biker.jpg" alt=" - " />
and ladies, no
<img src="http://www.axelsarmoury.com/782a6960.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://www.axelsarmoury.com/7838c960.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://www.leatherlore.com/images/DSC03883_small.jpg" alt=" - " />

-muschi
<img src="http://www.creativeparties.co.uk/library/CPH0031.jpg" alt=" - " />
who loves ya baby?
lwoxley
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 02:26 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
[QB] Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.



I think you might find they're from El Salvador around that neighbourhood.
lwoxley
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 02:31 PM UTC #
Originally posted by flawd101:


SERIOUS QUESTION!!! *gasp*
i was wondering, what do you people think about while biking?
Personally……

"Ow! My arse hurts"

OR

"Shit, my knob is tingling"

OR

"Oh God! How many fucking hills does this tiny fucking Island have for fucks sake"

OR

"My missus is dead if she's had that last beer in the fridge when I get home"

OR

"Better head home, running out of liquids"


……That kind of stuff.
Rhett Miller
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 02:37 PM UTC #
El Salvador, Mexico…same difference. Like North Carolina and Mississippi. Or Canaada and the US.

Originally posted by O'Mankie:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
[QB] Plus, there are a lot of dangerous Mexican gangs roaming the area.



I think you might find they're from El Salvador around that neighbourhood.
muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 07:04 PM UTC #
hey it's not fair to call them "dangerous Mexican gangs"! they are taco bell employees! and the fact that taco bell gives u the shits and you are a danger to the community because of isnt the fault of the mexicans working at the "bell".
muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 07:14 PM UTC #
i'm bored therefore i shall write. when im biking i think about:

- how much my life sucks.

- how ive fucked it up

- these thoughts momentarily interrupted by total change in focus to a nice pair of breasts, thighs, or ass on some women i pass by.

- how out of shape i am

- how tired i am

- and back to "how much my life sucks, how ive fucked it up."

- another supposedly straight guy passes by on his bike often with little regard for others on the trail – in tights and a helmet not becasue of safety or performance but this turd has to do what everyone else is doing b/c thats what makes him complete. and who is really gay deep down inside - in his homo-erotic get-up yet hates gays [who at least hav the balls to be gay - while this turd doesnt]. me cringing at the sight of male buttocks so tight in those homo-pants they wear. not a pretty sight.

- revenge

- how sick of dc i am and need time away from it.

- [repeat thought cycle]
markie
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 07:25 PM UTC #
Originally posted by muschi:


- another supposedly straight guy passes by on his bike often with little regard for others on the trail – in tights and a helmet not becasue of safety or performance but this turd has to do what everyone else is doing b/c thats what makes him complete. and who is really gay deep down inside - in his homo-erotic get-up yet hates gays [who at least hav the balls to be gay - while this turd doesnt]. me cringing at the sight of male buttocks so tight in those homo-pants they wear. not a pretty sight.

Somehow I think you might be a fuck up whose life sucks. Perhaps you find lycra homo-erotic because your are totally flaming.
muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 07:50 PM UTC #
yeah i am a fuckup, i think i made that point clear einstein. no wonder you wear bicycle tights, sheepboy, bahhh. your originality is flooring me. perhaps i am a flaming queen, tho i luv tits too much to ever be, but i'm not wanna be tights-wearing clown. sah-shay-shon-tay!
markie
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 07:53 PM UTC #
Originally posted by muschi:
tho i luv tits too much to ever be,
How about: <img src="http://www.paardenhappening-zottegem.be/mantits.jpg" alt=" - " />
muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:02 PM UTC #
u will never wear your bike tights again w/o feeling like a flaming queen. im so sorry.
muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:04 PM UTC #
hey i just broke w gf, badly too, i could post her boob picts here, is it allowed by this site?
HoyaSaxa03
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:07 PM UTC #
Originally posted by muschi:
hey i just broke w gf, badly too, i could post her boob picts here, is it allowed by this site?
yep.
elj
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:19 PM UTC #
Thanks for the warning for those of us at work. Asshole.
muschi
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:21 PM UTC #
what part of the words "boob picts" was unclear to you?
markie
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:33 PM UTC #
Originally posted by muschi:
u will never wear your bike tights again w/o feeling like a flaming queen. im so sorry.
No, not at all, sexuality is not defined by what one wears. Moreover I grew p long enough to go to not care what other people think of my attire. That said I think if you saw me in my tights you might get a little firm.
Rhett Miller
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 09, 2005 at 08:35 PM UTC #
Why does this woman have nipples on her ass cheeks?

Originally posted by muschi:
ex gf's boobs
&lt;img src="http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/mtop.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;
flawd101
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 10, 2005 at 02:51 AM UTC #
we have to keep quoteing that so people at work get in trouble…
biking sounds like fun! all those fun things to think about. i can see why you guys love it so much!
Jaguär
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 10, 2005 at 07:12 AM UTC #
Originally posted by muschi:
ex gf's boobs
She's really going to fall in love with you now after posting that on this forum. :roll:
lwoxley
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Re: bike trails to Birchmere August 10, 2005 at 08:59 AM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by muschi:
ex gf's boobs
She's really going to fall in love with you now after posting that on this forum. ;) But considering the alternative of an arse so sore you'd think you'd spent a week in the black ghetto section of Rikers Island, I'll take the looking like a total idiot anyday.
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