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Paris goes to jail for 45!

bull930
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Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 07:45 AM UTC #
I am pretty sure everyone has heard this news. I am wondering what is so awful with doing 45 days. Maybe it will straighten her out and let her know she is just like the rest of us and $$$$ doesn't exclude her. This is to me is a mute point and should not be #1 on news.
PigIron
Joined: November 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 09:27 AM UTC #
I could give two shits if she straightens out or not. She can live her life (which sounds pretty nice, actually) however she wants. There are a million people like her in this country. If people stopped giving her attention, she wouldn't be a celebrity anymore.
Rhett Miller
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 10:54 AM UTC #
Was anybody else able to guess who started this thread just based on its title?
alex
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 11:48 AM UTC #
This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 02:08 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?
I was thinking exactly the same thing…although I'd lo'o'ove to be her cellmate, ifyernowotamsayin. ;)
Brian_Walalce
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 02:09 PM UTC #
Can we put picture of Paris Hilton in her prison jumpsuit next to the word "Schadenfreude" in dictionaries now?

Brian
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 02:31 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo.
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 04:38 PM UTC #
Have you ever noticed that it is only females celebs that go to jail for their crimes…Martha Stewart, Li'l Kim, Paris?

While OJ, Robt.Blake & Phil Spector roam free.
Brian_Walalce
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 05:57 PM UTC #
Hey, Ian Brown went to prison for threatening to chop a stewardess's hands off. That's a music-related male who got sent up.

He actually was sent to Stangeways. Strangeways, there he went.

Brian
lwoxley
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 06:02 PM UTC #
Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 06:10 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Did they call him Hugh Cornhole in the pokey.
ggw
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 06:15 PM UTC #
You have to admit, this is a great premise for a reality TV series (or a line of porn flicks).
lwoxley
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 08, 2007 at 07:31 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Dupek Chakra:
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Did they call him Hugh Cornhole in the pokey.
I doubt they called him anything other than "Mr Cornwell, sir"
distance
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 09, 2007 at 04:41 AM UTC #
Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo.
is it a typo if they don't realize the difference?
bull930
Joined: October 07, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 09, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC #
Originally posted by distance:
Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo.
is it a typo if they don't realize the difference?
i'm just saying we shouldn't see this like it is suppose to be the most important story. It is #100 out of 100.
jaguar
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 09, 2007 at 08:34 AM UTC #
She's now asking Arnie to pardon her extremely spoiled little ass. Supposedly, hundreds have signed the petition. Idiots! You know she wouldn't lift one over-pampered finger to help any of them out if they were the ones in jail.
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 09, 2007 at 12:41 PM UTC #
Do you think those big dykes will fist her?
sweetcell
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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45! May 09, 2007 at 01:43 PM UTC #
only in your dreams, dupek
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