lwoxley
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Quote of t2005
December 23, 2005 at 11:08 AM UTC
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I wish I could remember it exactly, but to paraphrase my vote goes to Sinead O'Connor.
When asked about Bono during a recent interview her response was….."I'm surprised he has the time to do anything actually with the cocks of so many politicians constantly rammed down his throat"
That was a 'spit your coffee out' moment.
leaf
Joined: October 04, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 29, 2005 at 08:35 PM UTC
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Poor thing may be jealous.
Sir HC
Joined: August 31, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 29, 2005 at 09:03 PM UTC
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"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job."
Arlette
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 29, 2005 at 09:36 PM UTC
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"Wow! Brazil is big!" - George W. after being shown a map of Brazil by the President of Brazil.
"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection â?? an election in Iraq at this point in history?" - same guy
"I just wished Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them." - Bill O'Reilly
Venerable Bede
Joined: October 16, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 30, 2005 at 03:55 AM UTC
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Ladies and Gentlemen. . .the genius of Anna Benson:
"You are a selfish, pathetic excuse for an American, and you can take your big, fat ass over to Iraq and get your pig head cut off and stuck on a pig pole. Then, you can have your equally as fat wife make a documentary about how loudly you squealed while terrorists were cutting through all the blubber and chins to get that 40 pound head off of you." Letter to Michael Moore
"My alpaca will be a great pet, but he'll also make a great new pair of UGG boots when his time is up. And my lambs will graze to their hearts are content, but they will also make a delicious holiday meal that we will give thanks for. Thank you lamb…thank you from the bottom of my stomach." Letter to PETA
"I agree with Freud in his General Introduction to Psychoanalysis that, "a fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." Guns don't kill people; people kill people. … I have a right to defend myself against bad guys, and if they come after me I will get my gun and shoot them… believe it." Letter to Gun Haters
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 30, 2005 at 01:37 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Ladies and Gentlemen. . .the genius of Anna Benson:
Who?
HoyaSaxa03
Joined: March 22, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 30, 2005 at 02:52 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Ladies and Gentlemen. . .the genius of Anna Benson:
Who?
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the wife of over-paid mets pitcher kris benson … she famously claimed on the howard stern show that she'd fuck every member of the mets if she ever found out her husband was cheating on her … have you been living under a rock?
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 30, 2005 at 02:58 PM UTC
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I like her better when she's not talking. She'd be better just kissing candle.
brennser
Joined: October 21, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 30, 2005 at 03:10 PM UTC
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"no, Itunes blows mountain goats for a quarter, eMusic does it for 10 cents and lets you keep the goat and blow it whenever you want"
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Quote of t2005
December 30, 2005 at 03:40 PM UTC
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Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
the wife of over-paid mets pitcher kris benson … she famously claimed on the howard stern show that she'd fuck every member of the mets if she ever found out her husband was cheating on her … have you been living under a rock?
I'm not really a fan of FHM magazine, baseball, or Howard Stern. Sorry.
