one of my favorites is the "drunk who can't get out of their own way" guy. these people will spend major american dollars to go to a show and get wasted. what the hell is the point? in most cases, they end up acting like an ass, arguing with people over nothing, not recognizing personal space at all, and getting sick. if you want to get drunk so bad, go to the liquor store, buy a case, then go back home, put in the cd, and drink till you pass out. at least that way, they're not bothering anyone, and keeping their shallow gene pool to themselves.
The Concert Fool
Add to the list the "[insert rock star's name] doesn't know me yet, but once he meets me, he will whisk me backstage and make me Queen Groupie" chick…I have had the misfortune of traveling to shows with girls like this.
How about the wanna be porn stars (wanna be groupies, concert flashers, etc.)?