try to listen to a "kids bop" album . . .

. . . and not want to give up on music all together. geez, i almost did it for van gogh.
hey, don't knock kidz bop; that shit's hilarious.

their version of "float on," however, manages to do the impossible – by miraculously being worse than the original, a feat i never thought imaginable.
What you need to get are the "For the Kidz" albums. They are actually listenable.