Samantha
Joined: August 30, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 09, 2004 at 07:48 AM UTC
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That freaking antenna topper was one of my friends. he has watched my bumper for the past year without being stolen…yes, I knew this day would one day come, knowing what IDJITS walk by my car from the Black Cat, but I was somehow hoping it would be delayed. I was SHOCKED and AWED and SHIT that people can be such ASSHOLES. Yes, I know, that skull was so fucking cool, and you just HAD to have it. but DAMN, can't you just go to Wal-mart and get your own, instead of kidnapping my dear friend? What a damper on my evening. I will have to scrounge up $1.50 for a new one this week. this time, though, I will get a twin, just in case. who knows what could have happened to my ass tonight without my skull scaring people away from it. I should plant a security system. like spraying ink, to mark the culprit. or maybe tying string to the skull, with the other end tied to the trigger of my antique Winchester rifle pokin out the keyhole of my trunk. yeah, I like that idea.
You should just be greatful I didn't report him as a missing person, or you could be in donkeyloads of trouble. but I really don't give that much of a shit.
Samantha
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 09, 2004 at 08:22 AM UTC
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Evil
a Haiku by Samantha
The Skull watches you
Alone in the dark, but then…
SNATCHED by Evil
<insert finger-snaps>
bungle bud
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 09, 2004 at 02:09 PM UTC
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its always best to rig things up to bombs, ink you can wash off, you cant grow a hand back.
flawd101
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 09, 2004 at 03:26 PM UTC
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"skulls" by the misfits….
i want your skull, i need your skulllllllll!!!!!
skull is a funny/stupid/wierd word if you say it a few times fast…
Jaguär
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 10, 2004 at 01:13 AM UTC
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What!? You mean that you forgot to put a spell on it so that if someone stole it, they would be cursed? Shame. :roll:
I still say Samantha, that you and Flawd are meant to be. Give the boy some of your home schooling ejumacation. (That's education Flawd, not ejaculation.)
Samantha
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 10, 2004 at 03:03 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
I still say Samantha, that you and Flawd are meant to be. Give the boy some of your home schooling ejumacation. (That's education Flawd, not ejaculation.)
but why?
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 10, 2004 at 04:43 PM UTC
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Jag, don't ruin it.
Flawd was to be the special Episode 4 guest in my reality show featuring Samantha. He was going to be my "Puck" character, if you will, brought in just when folks were getting nice and cozy with Samantha, and weren't sure if there was much else that could be done. Enter, flawd…..
Guiny
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 10, 2004 at 05:21 PM UTC
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I didn't steal it, really, It wasn't me. I was too busy writing statements about hitting a guy on a bike with my car.
Samantha
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 10, 2004 at 08:35 PM UTC
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seriously if any of you took it I want it back NOW
flawd101
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 10, 2004 at 11:48 PM UTC
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cumon guyssss, she's serious, give it back now, its not funny.
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 11, 2004 at 02:36 PM UTC
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Grateful, not greatful.
Didn't your home school teacher teach you spelling? :D
Samantha
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 11, 2004 at 06:22 PM UTC
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Samantha
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Re: TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY SKULL:
May 11, 2004 at 06:23 PM UTC
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sorry flawd I'm taken.