Girl on girl action.....

….I have absolutely no interest in watching!

Thank God lesbians can't have children of their own, because this would be one ugly little bastard!!!

Rosie O'Donnell to Marry Girlfriend


SAN FRANCISCO - Former talk show host Rosie O'Donnell said she planned to marry her longtime girlfriend Thursday in San Francisco, where more than 3,300 other same-sex couples have tied the knot since Feb. 12.
O'Donnell announced her planned wedding to Kelli Carpenter on ABC News' "Good Morning America," just two days after President Bush called for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.

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If they could have a kid, that poor bastard would have no chance in life.

Paging David Crosby…..

Didn't Rosie adopt some kids and wasn't there some issue with that? Rosie is one of the most insufferable humans alive today. To have her as mom, ouch, I'd rather be raised by Michael Jackson, at least his voice isn't as grating and there's a cool zoo on the premises.

Originally posted by J'Mal:
Didn't Rosie adopt some kids and wasn't there some issue with that? Rosie is one of the most insufferable humans alive today. To have her as mom, ouch, I'd rather be raised by Michael Jackson, at least his voice isn't as grating and there's a cool zoo on the premises.

Plus you'd get a blow job on a regular basis.

Now that she is married, I hear Fox has cancelled her new show:

"MY BIG, FAT, OBNOXIOUSLY QUEER FIANCE"

whats the difference between acne and michael Jackson?

acne waits till you are a teenager to cum on your face.

Flawd, once again, you are the Master.

Originally posted by flawd101:
whats the difference between acne and michael Jackson?

acne waits till you are a teenager to cum on your face.

Originally posted by flawd101:
whats the difference between acne and michael Jackson?

acne waits till you are a teenager to cum on your face.

i think, on some sick level, i love you.

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Rosie O'Donnell's lesbian?

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The happy bride, er I mean groom. No I mean bride. No I mean, nevermind - the happy dikes! <img src="http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/26/odonnell.ap/story.rosie.wedding.jpg" alt=" - " />

Not that either of them are that cute, but ever notice that one of a lesbian pair is always significantly cuter than the other?

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Not that either of them are that cute, but ever notice that one of a lesbian pair is always significantly cuter than the other?

What's the lesbian equivilent of "pitcher and catcher"?

Originally posted by mankie:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Not that either of them are that cute, but ever notice that one of a lesbian pair is always significantly cuter than the other?

What's the lesbian equivilent of "pitcher and catcher"?

depends who's wearing the strap on?

the cuter one is the one playing the girl :roll:

Originally posted by Harriet Balls:

Originally posted by mankie:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Not that either of them are that cute, but ever notice that one of a lesbian pair is always significantly cuter than the other?

What's the lesbian equivilent of "pitcher and catcher"?

depends who's wearing the strap on?

the cuter one is the one playing the girl :roll:

So the lipstick lesbo is the catcher then?

Answer me this if you can….if lesbians are not attracted to men, why do the bull-type all dress like men to make themselves attractive to other lesbo's….isnt that contradictive?

Originally posted by mankie:
So the lipstick lesbo is the catcher then?

Answer me this if you can….if lesbians are not attracted to men, why do the bull-type all dress like men to make themselves attractive to other lesbo's….isnt that contradictive? [/QB]

the girlie one is not necessarily the one receiving…they could switch, you know…

maybe it's not the way men LOOK that they don't dig, but the way men ARE…or maybe they like the trappings of men but they just prefer pussy…I don't think any one view could summarize the sexuality of millions…it depends on the individual, no?

I was just taking it down to the very basics…a lesbian is a woman not "physically" attracted to men, but rather women, yet they seem to find women who are very masucline physically attractive.

I just don't get it.