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How Gay are You?

markie
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: How Gay are You? February 18, 2003 at 05:11 AM UTC #
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ggw:<BR><B>Apparently I carry blow up dolls around new york<P> <P>You are all shocked, I'm sure.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I had never seen a male blow up doll before…….NICE!!!
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: How Gay are You? February 18, 2003 at 05:16 AM UTC #
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B>I went to New York for my birthday. Just got the pictures back today<P> <BR></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Which one is you?
markie
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: How Gay are You? February 18, 2003 at 05:18 AM UTC #
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ggw:<BR><B> Which one is you?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I am the one impaling you from behind ….with the pearl necklace you gave me.
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: How Gay are You? February 18, 2003 at 05:22 AM UTC #
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> ….with the pearl necklace you gave me.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Wow. That's some voluminous output I've got…..
markie
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Re: How Gay are You? February 18, 2003 at 05:26 AM UTC #
well the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
brokensocscene
Joined: December 12, 2005 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 04:09 PM UTC #
36%
walkonby
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Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 06:01 PM UTC #
sixty three. how gay.
miss pretentious
Joined: April 23, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1775
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 06:12 PM UTC #
i'm 43 percent gay.
but i did get a bit worried when it was the results were loading, i thought i was 100 percent gay for a moment.
demsrock
Joined: August 23, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 567
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 06:18 PM UTC #
36%: "You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out".

I'm having flashbacks of drag queen bingo when the queens accused me of being a lesbian for not having highlights in my hair.

…My hair now has 4 shades of highlights.
miss pretentious
Joined: April 23, 2007 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1775
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 06:23 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggw:
Originally posted by markie:
….with the pearl necklace you gave me.
Wow. That's some voluminous output I've got…..
that pearl necklace/output comment nearly made me choke on my diet coke.
nhaskins
Joined: May 17, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 314
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 06:51 PM UTC #
56%
A happy and well-adjusted hetero man

My wife will be glad to hear that.
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4792
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 06:59 PM UTC #
33%, I'm surprised, I thought I was gayer than that.
lwoxley
Joined: October 06, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 07:48 PM UTC #
Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:



I don't think I like this very much. I'm actually less of a lesbian than I am a gay man (36% to 40%). I think I'm 100% lesbian! this thing is skewed toward butch lesbo and not the hot beautiful lesbians I look at on the internet. It's a sham.
This begs the question - would you rather have sex with Mrs Smackie, or watch Mrs Smackie have sex with a beautiful lipstick lesbian?
kmdobrz
Joined: February 10, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3373
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 11:11 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
33%, I'm surprised, I thought I was gayer than that.
Same for me. Wonder if I should be worried.
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 19725
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 11:22 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
This begs the question - would you rather have sex with Mrs Smackie, or watch Mrs Smackie have sex with a beautiful lipstick lesbian?
As if this topic hasn't been broached before with the Mrs….

Like everything else I enjoy in my life, I take it all in moderation, so I guess a little bit of sex with Smackette and little bit of watching Smackette have sex with a beautiful lipstick lesbian is more than fine with me.

Which reminds me, Hustler Barely Legal Volume 18 has a girl in it who is a dead ringer for Smackette. If it weren't for the tattoos being different, I'd still be demanding she fess up. And yes, she's making out with a chick in that one too.
bigyellow100
Joined: July 20, 2004 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 172
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 11:35 PM UTC #
i got 100% answering honestly. i must be a closet gay.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: May 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1181
Re: How Gay are You? June 25, 2007 at 11:46 PM UTC #
Originally posted by bigyellow100:
i got 100% answering honestly. i must be a closet gay.
Uh, did you click on the whatever to get your results or did you stop after the meter loaded?

I got 36%. Less than I thought but then I'm kinda introverted :confused:
jeffml
Joined: April 18, 2005 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 2267
Re: How Gay are You? June 26, 2007 at 02:30 AM UTC #
I scored a measley 18%, however, I still like Coldplay so I don't kow how accurate the test is. Plus I think taking a test like that is pretty "gay" in and of itself.
mrpee
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Re: How Gay are You? June 26, 2007 at 02:31 AM UTC #
You know how I know you're all gay?
Because you macramed yourselves a pair of jean shorts.

You know how else I know you're all gay?
You like Coldplay.
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