grog & tankerd

Originally posted by Celeste:

are you thinking of 18th street and Asylum, my surburban friend? I don't recall enough motocicletas on Wisconsin to be of note…unless you mean those silly Vespas…
NOPE! If you've never seen a line of bikes, mostly Harleys, on Wisc. across from the Grog next to that baseball field then you must walk up and down that block with your head up your arse…or Rhett's.

And unless you were actually born in DC and lived there all your life, I've probably spent more time inside the city limits than you have my dear.
I guess they don't have strip clubs in PA or WVA, or else the strippers are just so fucking fat in those states that the losers have to come here.

Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
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More losers who frequent strip clubs?

Most people on motorcycles in DC are lawyer goons trying to look cool.



..so they go to the trouble of registering them in PA and WV to look cool, that's hardcore trying to look cool if you ask me.
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Jadetree is a stripper?
you just made even me nauseous
Originally posted by mankie:
NOPE! If you've never seen a line of bikes, mostly Harleys, on Wisc. across from the Grog next to that baseball field then you must walk up and down that block with your head up your arse…or Rhett's.

And unless you were actually born in DC and lived there all your life, I've probably spent more time inside the city limits than you have my dear.
There are no motorcycles here Mankie, unless you mean at night or on the weekends, but I rarely see a line of motorcycles during the day
Originally posted by mankie:
NOPE! If you've never seen a line of bikes, mostly Harleys, on Wisc. across from the Grog next to that baseball field then you must walk up and down that block with your head up your arse…or Rhett's.

And unless you were actually born in DC and lived there all your life, I've probably spent more time inside the city limits than you have my dear.
hmmm…well, maybe that was before I lived there…a long-ass time ago, old man!
fascist,

shouldnt it be tankard too?

Jadetree is stripping? Where do we get to put the dollar bills?
Originally posted by Robert Pollard:
Originally posted by ggw™:
Jadetree is a stripper?
you just made even me nauseous
.

Jadetree is the queen of the ginger pubed strippers… it's the emo thing to be nowadays.. anywho..

Washington Post's Style Invitational

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Originally posted by Robert Pollard:


There are no motorcycles here Mankie, unless you mean at night or on the weekends, but I rarely see a line of motorcycles during the day

Of course I meant nights and weekends, mostly weekends.
Originally posted by Celeste:


hmmm…well, maybe that was before I lived there…a long-ass time ago, old man!


Oh I get it, you've lived in D.C. for what, 10 minutes? So you're now the coolio city slicker wearing your professional woman business suit and sneakers, monthy parking permit on the rear view mirror and pass code for your condo building!
Mankie, you hang out in Glover Park? That's so yesterday, so analog.
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Mankie, you hang out in Glover Park? That's so yesterday, so analog.
That's me…Admiral Analog!…actually I don't, it used to be my commute to and from work. I'm a Cleveland Park dude….was there last Saturday actually. Is that digital?
Originally posted by mankie:
Oh I get it, you've lived in D.C. for what, 10 minutes? So you're now the coolio city slicker wearing your professional woman business suit and sneakers, monthy parking permit on the rear view mirror and pass code for your condo building!
hmmm…not really…I want to move OUT of the city (at least this city), I wear a suit to work maybe about 3 times a year for Board meetings (and when I have interviews for other jobs)…I ride a bike (no car) and I rent an apartment…guess you can't peg me, baby
so why don't you all take the grog and tankard and make it hip?
Originally posted by Celeste:



hmmm…not really…I want to move OUT of the city (at least this city), I wear a suit to work maybe about 3 times a year for Board meetings (and when I have interviews for other jobs)…I ride a bike (no car) and I rent an
apartment…guess you can't peg me, baby

I bet prospective employers are impressed when you ride your bike to the job interview!

All joking aside..why do you think I don't live in DC yet still spend my social time down there? I could live 'IN' New york or San Francisco but that's about it over here….not that I've seen everywhere of course so there may be a couple more.
bragging about living in DC is so lame. big fucking shit…i live 10 minutes away in NOVA..you get to deal with more crime, terrible parking and beggers…where do i sign up?
I know a decent band who played the G+T. I think it is a fine aplce to quite literally get some gigs under your belt. The DC scene is weird, with the big venues like 930, BC, or even Velvet Lounge tough to get in, you gotta be willing to play anywhere. Places like Staccato, Felix, Chief Ike's, Rhodeside Grill in arlington, are a step up, i think…but whatever, get known, get a following, get people to talk abouth you on the 930 board, who cares where you play, as long as someone is there to listen, all it takes is the ability to inspire one person…

Calling the G+T crappy just cause of the normal clientel is reserved for those of us with no musical talent. If youare a musician who wants to make it, no place is too crappy.
Originally posted by mankie:
I bet prospective employers are impressed when you ride your bike to the job interview!
oh mankie, you're so auto-centric!
Originally posted by manimtired:
bragging about living in DC is so lame. big fucking shit…i live 10 minutes away in NOVA..you get to deal with more crime, terrible parking and beggers…where do i sign up?
Goodness, the suburban angst is getting thick in here! I don't really imagine that the 10 minutes between my Glover Park apt. and your NOVA apt. really reflect a huge difference in crime, parking, or beggars. But there is definitely a difference in strip mall density, so whatever makes you happy.
someone is full of DC pride…I'd much rather live in Arlington than DC. Are you a big dischord fan as well? This whole city is weak.
Originally posted by manimtired:
someone is full of DC pride…I'd much rather live in Arlington than DC. Are you a big dischord fan as well? This whole city is weak.
I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy thinking about how cool I was for living in DC.

Truth be told, I'm just being sarcastic about DC. My only city pride is for Austin, TX. I am one of those people everyone hates who talks about how everything is better in TX. I really don't care about the difference between Arlington and DC.