hanson:-)

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
preformed
once is a typo, twice is a third-grade dropout
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
how about this for funny…. i'll drop by a hanson chatboard and repost what rhett has said about thier fans… hilarity should ensue.
To be honest, I'd think it was the best thing you'd done all week.

Back on HFStival.com in the day, we flooded the Hanson.com chat board just for no reason whatsoever. We all said that we'd just seen on CNN that the oldest brother had died in a horsing accident, and they freaked out. Then after 20 minutes of them spazzing, we said it had turned out he had gotten kicked in the head while preforming fellatio on the horse. Then we just flooded the place to high hell. Good stuff.
I didn't realize Hanson was a Seattle band:

SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:

Back on HFStival.com in the day, we flooded the Hanson.com chat board just for no reason whatsoever. We all said that we'd just seen on CNN that the oldest brother had died in a horsing accident, and they freaked out. Then after 20 minutes of them spazzing, we said it had turned out he had gotten kicked in the head while preforming fellatio on the horse. Then we just flooded the place to high hell. Good stuff. [/QB]
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
we flooded the Hanson.com chat board
Then you flooded the 930 board? I knew there was a reason for hating you. Flooding boards and teaching minors about bestiality makes you really popular, I am sure.
the fat 25 year old virgin of course….

Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Originally posted by brennser:
bigyawn…..another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism
So did you really read this thread hoping to hear about the Hanson boys new hair cuts or that latest pop- jingle? If so which one of Rhetts stereotypes are you? :D
It's my opinion that if Drive-By Truckers covered Mmmbop, they'd have a total of one good hook in their whole repertoire. They'd still need a person who could sing though, and maybe some decent musicians to back him up
Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Then you flooded the 930 board? I knew there was a reason for hating you. Flooding boards and teaching minors about bestiality makes you really popular, I am sure.
No, I helped flood BigYawn. I have no clue who from HFStival.com flooded here, but as I'm sure you'd realize, if it was me or my IP, I'd be banned. I wouldn't flood here - I posted here at the time.

Oh, the best thing about the hanson.net flooding was we claimed to be from goodcharlotte.com, so the next day the Hanson kids flooded that board as revenge.
Originally posted by Celeste:
well, judging from the general taste in music, lifestyle choices, art, etc. of some of the posters on this board, I can understand the consensus here being that Rhett is not funny…but, trust me, he is very funny

hahahahahahahahahaha
i agree. perhaps if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
yes, but on the downside, you'd be deathly boring….

i agree. perhaps if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
Originally posted by brennser:
the fat 25 year old virgin of course….

Maybe we should do something about that tonight, pretty lady.
Originally posted by canker-blossom:
Originally posted by brennser:
the fat 25 year old virgin of course….

Maybe we should do something about that tonight, pretty lady.
I'm tingling with anticipation
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
<img src="http://www.unitysounds.com/images/pix/CHICAGO/DREAD2WAY.jpg" alt=" - " />

yeah huh
Awesome. Someone can get their cherry popped to MMMbop. A Hanson miracle!
Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
if i take up marathon running, country music and vegetarianism then rhetts comments will all of a sudden seem witty and humorous?
&lt;img src="http://www.unitysounds.com/images/pix/CHICAGO/DREAD2WAY.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;

yeah huh
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
I assumed it was a picture of you. Sans that, I have no idea what Ms. Miller is getting at.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
I assumed it was a picture of you. Sans that, I have no idea what Ms. Miller is getting at.
some fat guy? she thinks i am a fat guy? i guess everyone that doesnt run marathons must be fat!
It's not good to stereotype. I've known plenty of skinny people who have never run a marathon. They smoke cigarettes instead.

Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
explain that picture please, i dont get it.
I assumed it was a picture of you. Sans that, I have no idea what Ms. Miller is getting at.
some fat guy? she thinks i am a fat guy? i guess everyone that doesnt run marathons must be fat!
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
It's not good to stereotype. I've known plenty of skinny people who have never run a marathon. They smoke cigarettes instead.
OK, so why did your wife reply to my post with a picture of a fat guy? i figured she was stereotyping.
I believe you have claimed to be fat in previous posts. Although I took it as a joke. Sorry, I'm not good at searching for stuff to prove this.


Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
It's not good to stereotype. I've known plenty of skinny people who have never run a marathon. They smoke cigarettes instead.
OK, so why did your wife reply to my post with a picture of a fat guy? i figured she was stereotyping.
Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
I believe you have claimed to be fat in previous posts. Although I took it as a joke. Sorry, I'm not good at searching for stuff to prove this.
gotcha, perhaps i did. 6'1" and 185lbs last time i checked (May). i sometimes put on a few lbs in the summer cause i am less active…