Best Opening Lyrics

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well

"Long ago, life was clean.
Sex was bad and obscene.
And the rich were so mean."

Brian

your reign on the top was short like leprechauns.

Wilco:

She's a jar
With a heavy lid
My pop quiz kid
A sleepy kisser
A pretty war
With feelings hid
She begs me not to miss her

I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis
-Stones

Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind
-Madonna

If it smells like funk it must be us
-BEP

Your Butt Is Mine
-Michael Jackson

Originally posted by SalParadise:
your reign on the top was short like leprechauns.

Pure. Fuckin'. Genius.


"I got John Blaze shit!!!!"

Originally posted by TheDirector217:

Originally posted by SalParadise:
your reign on the top was short like leprechauns.

Pure. Fuckin'. Genius.


"I got John Blaze shit!!!!"

the greatest to ever do it.

Originally posted by SalParadise:

Originally posted by TheDirector217:

Originally posted by SalParadise:
your reign on the top was short like leprechauns.

Pure. Fuckin'. Genius.


"I got John Blaze shit!!!!"

the greatest to ever do it.

My personal choice:

"I ain't no joke/
I used to let the mic smoke/
Now I slam when I'm done/
Make sure it's broke/
When i'm gone no one gets on cuz I won't let/
Nobody press up and mess up the seen I set/
I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn/
But think about it then you'll understand/
I'm just an addict addicted to music/
Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it/
Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm/
I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form/
Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you see me in/
Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian/
Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed/
I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named . . . "

But I can't really argue with yours either. :D

"The ashtray says, you were up all night"

Wilco

"Women think I'm tasty, but they always want to waste me"

Stones - Tumbling Dice (following one the most perfectly constructed and delivered opening riffs in musical history)

And another Prince worth listing:

"Guess I should of known, by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last"

Oh so many so here's a few off the top of my head……

"The Mississip Delta was shining like a national guitar"

"He was just a social drinker but social every night"

"One of 'em's off her food, the other one's off his head, so both of them are off down the boozer"

"I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday"

"Time takes a cigarette"

…..if I don't stop now I'll be at this all day (That's me, not an opening line!) ;)

"I wanna rock!"

-twisted sister, "i wanna rock"

its gets no better than that.

She said always remember never to trust me
Yeah she said that the first night that she met me
She said there's gonna be a time
When I'm gonna have to go
With whoever's gonna get me the highest

Jane says . . .

"I'm done with Ser-gio . . . He treat me like a raaaaag dolllll"

"Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired
and you can have anyone that you have ever desired,
all you gotta tell me now is why, why, why, why."

best of the worst:

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor

Originally posted by danknugz:
"here's a little something bout a nigga like me/ never shoulda been let out the penitentiary"

Ice Cube (N.W.A. - "Gangsta Gangsta")

HAHA that was the first one to pop in my head when I saw the subject header, though the opening of Fuck Tha Police would work also.

Originally posted by 6949:
best of the worst:

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor

Damn. That should have been mine.

Originally posted by thatguy:
"please allow me to adjust my pants…so that i may dance the good time dance…and put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance."

clutch. "the mob goes wild"

Ditto

"I tried to wish you away, I'll do more than wishing someday"

"YOU FUCKED UP, YOU BITCH, YOU REALLY FUCKED UP"

"Some say I'm not country and that's all right with me, 'cause I don't wanna be country with some faggot looking over at me"

"You go ooh and aah when I jump in my car, people treat me like Kareem Abdul Jabbar"

"I've never been played by a ho, if the bitch is acting stupid she gotta go"

"MYYYYYYYYY WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you're one of them"

"Inside his mind it's '69 somewhere in Vietnam"

"McDonalds is the place to rock"

"I got high last night on LSD, it was beautiful and I was free"

"I make decisions with precision lost inside this manned collision just to see that what to be is perfectly my fantasy"

"It's the sandwich of love, one below and one above"

"Why does it hurt when I pee"

"What is this that stands before me, figure in black which points at me"

"Got hair in a curl that flows to her bones and a comb in her pocket if the wind gets blown"