I once told a friend that my heroes in life were Booger from Revenge of the Nerds and Spuds MacKenzie.
As the Director would say, true story…
As the Director would say, true story…
When I was a kid...
Remember the Wonder Woman TV show that was on way back when, and how when she would turn into Wonder Woman she would do this thing where she would spin around and it would be this slo-mo transformation, going from her regular clothes to her WW getup?
When I was a little kid I used to watch it really really carefully everytime, convinced that if I paid close enough attention I'd catch her naked in that split second between her Army uniform and her superhero outfit.
When I was a little kid I used to watch it really really carefully everytime, convinced that if I paid close enough attention I'd catch her naked in that split second between her Army uniform and her superhero outfit.
Guilty.
I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
Originally posted by vansmack:Man, I had a thing for Dana something awful. So much so that my horny teenage ass sat through that awwwwwful Exit To Eden flick with Rosie O' Donnell hoping to catch Dana nekk-id. :(
Guilty.
I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
I also think I cried when I saw on the news that Michael's hair caught fire during that Pepsi commercial.
I was like 6. Fuck you. Stop laughing. :p
*sigh*
DISCLAIMER: Confession Forthcoming
The 1st woman I ever saw naked was Apollonia purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka at the tender age of 6. In hindsight, I believe that watershed moment was the seed that planted my inner freak.
True story. :cool:
How could you just leave me standing . . .
alone in a world so cold.
Maybe I'm just too demanding . . .
maybe I'm just like my father - too bold.
revenge of the nerds is by far the best college movie ever made..
what the fuck are robster craws?
what the fuck are robster craws?
I used to think that you put salt on your food to cool it down if it was too hot.
Breaking news: A six year old girl isn't a woman. And seeds don't plant! :p
Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Originally posted by vansmack:
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DISCLAIMER: Confession Forthcoming
The 1st woman I ever saw naked was Apollonia purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka at the tender age of 6. In hindsight, I believe that watershed moment was the seed that planted my inner freak.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:NEWSFLASH UPDATE: he was taking about himself being 6, not the woman being watched!
Breaking news: A six year old girl isn't a woman. And seeds don't plant! :p
We apologize for any confusion caused by earlier false reports.
Weird, I thought the same, and also watched Exit To Eden for the same reasons.
Originally posted by vansmack:I also once had my face painted like Gene Simmons at a mall just prior to having my picture taken on the lap of the Easter Bunny. It's my favorite picture ever.
I also used to think that Dana Delany in China Beach was the hottest a woman could get.
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I heard tv on the radio at band camp….
I wanted to be Jem. Actually I still do.
Originally posted by 6949:Ditto. She's truly outrageous.
I wanted to be Jem. Actually I still do.
I also wanted to be a weather girl when I grew up. And own a llama.
Originally posted by TheDirector217:
I always thought it was " - too old" which I think is cooler.
maybe I'm just like my father - too bold.
I could also never hear "the kid is not my son" when Billy Jean was ubiquitous. I only heard "the chair is not my son" and it really bothered me.
Originally posted by TheDirector217:Like NKOTB, I sat through "Exit to Eden" (in the theater) for the express purpose of seeing Ms. Delany. It was worth it. Did you ever read the Anne Rice (Chronicles of a Vampire) book it was based on? It's strictly erotica. They added the Rosie O'Donnell/Dan Aykroyd comedy for the movie. I saw it in a Suncoast video on DVD a year ago and purchased it. Because…well…Dana Delany comes out of a swimming pool in it.
Man, I had a thing for Dana something awful. So much so that my horny teenage ass sat through that awwwwwful Exit To Eden flick with Rosie O' Donnell hoping to catch Dana nekk-id. :(
The 1st woman I ever saw naked was Apollonia purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka at the tender age of 6. In hindsight, I believe that watershed moment was the seed that planted my inner freak.
So THAT'S where "why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka" comes from in the (Chapelle's Show's) Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story about playing basketball with Prince. I've never seen "Purple Rain."
"Computer Blue…Darling Picky"
Brian
P.S. "Game…Blouses."
when they all get baked towards the end of The Breakfast Club.. i was really confused by that the first time i watched it (i was like 8 or 9).
"why are they all acting strange all of a sudden?"
and add me to the late 80s dana delaney fan club.
"why are they all acting strange all of a sudden?"
and add me to the late 80s dana delaney fan club.
Originally posted by Mobius:
Originally posted by TheDirector217:When my pop used to pump "Bennie & The Jets" when I was younger, I thought it was cool that Elton John was singing about "electric boobs."
I always thought it was " - too old" which I think is cooler.
maybe I'm just like my father - too bold.
I could also never hear "the kid is not my son" when Billy Jean was ubiquitous. I only heard "the chair is not my son" and it really bothered me.
Boy, was I wrong! :o
At the deli I had a flashback to when I was about 6 and this kid told me that the only thing that rhymes with 'excellent' is 'egg salad'
Originally posted by TheDirector217:I also used to think Bennie had "Electric boobs." So did Wayne Campbell, if I recall. "Electric boots" just aren't as cool.
When my pop used to pump "Bennie & The Jets" when I was younger, I thought it was cool that Elton John was singing about "electric boobs."
Brian
I was actually embarrassed to post that Dana Delaney thing…guess I'm not a freak after all. If I only knew this years ago, oh the nights of lost sleep I could have back.