kid stuff you still do

Originally posted by Christine Moritz:
I consume smoothies, etc. too quickly and end up with "brain freeze."

When that happens, stick your tongue to the back of the roof of your mouth and that helps.

I fantasize a lot about pelting the fuck out of a majority of my office with water baloons. I don't just mean my floor either. Catch 'em slippin' coming out the building around 5ish. A nice lil' covert-op aerial assault from the bushes. Yesssssss . . .

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And I also chased the ice cream truck halfway down my court 2 weeks ago.

i still get ridiculously excited when i hear the ice cream truck. and im always on the search for 'sidewalk sundaes'. everytime i go into any convenience store (well anywhere that sells food) i search for them. i dont know what my obsession is with them, but i remember eating them all the time as a kid.

I still suck on boobies.

I suffer from the same ailment (mostly stupidity and impatience), but that "tongue on the roof of the mouth" trick has never worked for me. I think it just gives you something to do to distract you from the pain.

Originally posted by jd930:

Originally posted by Christine Moritz:
I consume smoothies, etc. too quickly and end up with "brain freeze."

When that happens, stick your tongue to the back of the roof of your mouth and that helps.

i sometimes end phone conversations by saying "talk to tone"

*click*

I hold my breath while driving through tunnels, and will often honk.

Originally posted by SalParadise:
i sometimes end phone conversations by saying "talk to tone"

*click*

I do that shit, too. Hahahaha

"Hey girl, hold on. My man Tone wants to holla @ you."

*click*

I go to kids' birthday parties, watch Thomas the Tank Engine, and play with Matchbox cars, amongst other fun activities.

I have a 3 year old.

for my last day at work today, my coworkers took me go-carting because i love me some go-carts

I love buying Hello Kitty shit…

I nail a hop-skotch if its drawn on a sidewalk I'm walking past and I almost always join a double dutch.

When my favorite sports teams lose an important game, I cry and throw things.

I spend most of my time in the toy section while smackette does the shopping at Target.

I play a lot of video games.

I leave ASS as my initials when I get a high score in a vide game at a pizza parlor.

I watch China Beach on Tv Land because Dana Delaney is hot.

I still get confused by girls. I mean, what's their deal? Just friends? AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!

I eat candy until I'm sick. Not like chocolate, but stuff like Starbursts, Skittles (especially the sour kind), Sour Patch Kids, Nerds, etc.

I also like that show on the Cartoon Network, The Fairly Odd Parents.

I ride on shopping carts in grocery stores and parking lots like they are scooters.

The phrase "butt crack" makes me chuckle.

Every once in a while a bowl of spaghettio's really hits the spot.

Having a 3 year old son and a 5 year old daughter is great for indulging my inner child. The older he gets, the funner his toys get to play with. X-mas, Halloween, the beach and a bunch of other shit is funner than it has been for years.

Seeing them turn on to music is really cool too…like getting to do it all over again. The other day "All the Young Dudes" came on the radio and my daughter just dug it. I've caught her humming it to herself a few times since then. :D

Seeing them learn how to swim, ride bikes, blow bubbles with their gum is the greatest. Ok…i'm way off topic now.

Originally posted by chaz:
I ride on shopping carts in grocery stores and parking lots like they are scooters.

i am utterly convinced that if shopping cart riding was an organized sport, i'd be the world champion (i'm not talking about http://www.chiditarod.org/ or bay-to-breakers style, i mean one person on one cart). i've been doing it even since i was big enough to see over the push-handle. i can maneuver one of those things like a mofo. bring on the slalom course, bitches.

Originally posted by chaz:
The phrase "butt crack" makes me chuckle.

even better: "yesterday i had to get up at the butt crack of dawn"

Originally posted by sweetcell:

Originally posted by chaz:
The phrase "butt crack" makes me chuckle.

even better: "yesterday i had to get up at the butt crack of dawn"

Butt crackers, anyone?

Originally posted by sweetcell:

Originally posted by chaz:
The phrase "butt crack" makes me chuckle.

even better: "yesterday i had to get up at the butt crack of dawn"

I'm so goddamn horny the crack o' dawn better be careful 'round me
– Tom Waits' opening monologue on Nighthawks At The Diner

Lucky Charms.

whenever i go visit my friend i always hope his kids are playing with playdough cause i still love it.