how long until 930 club is fart free?

really pisses me off.
you will be able to tell how non fart free it is as soon as smoking is no longer allowed
But at least your clothes don't smell of farts the next morning. (Well, not someone elses anyway)
I can't wait until my fellow clubgoers get to smell my farts in their full fucking glory. No longer will I have ugly people pressed up against me during sold out shows. Finally, my space will be respected. I'll make sure I eat eggs or tofu or peanut butter or burritos or other things that make me fart, before every fucking show.
maybe they should take nachos of ulysses off the menu
Nakatestes: Will you promise to wash your hands? :eek:
One time my wife farted at a show, and it cut right through the smoke smell.

Our friend asked, "What's that smell? It smells like sewer water."

At the Black Cat, no less.
speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.
Isn't it an Aussie show thats a few years old? Quite funny though.
Originally posted by Glass Arm Shattering:
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.
Isn't it an Aussie show thats a few years old? Quite funny though.
They must be into a new season or something because the characters were talking about Gwenyth naming her baby Apple