redsock
Joined: February 20, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
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You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 07:35 PM UTC
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Fill in the blank…
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
To get us started:
-if Rhett has ever admitted to not knowing anything about a band you have mentioned
-If Mankie has slandered either you or your girlfriend's band, or gotten on your case for not being british
-If Redsock has asked you to write for BigYawn
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 17762
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 07:44 PM UTC
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Then I guess I'm not a forum member, based on those.
How about: if you check the chatboard within 30 minutes of arriving at work.
Originally posted by redsock:
Fill in the blank…
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
To get us started:
-if Rhett has ever admitted to not knowing anything about a band you have mentioned
-If Mankie has slandered either you or your girlfriend's band, or gotten on your case for not being british
-If Redsock has asked you to write for BigYawn
thirsty moore
Joined: January 11, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 6131
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:12 PM UTC
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You know not to click on Dupek's posts at work.
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 14237
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:17 PM UTC
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You remember at least one of the times that either Mankie or Rhett quit the board in disgust, vowing never to darken its virtual doorstep ever again.
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You can recall at least two other aliases of "Mark E. Smith"
sonickteam2
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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:18 PM UTC
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You know half of the people at the show, just not what they look like.
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 17762
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:21 PM UTC
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-your yearly top ten list looks conspicuously like the annual WOXY most-played list.
redsock
Joined: February 20, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 1893
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:21 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
Really!? they were? Wow, predated me. Didn't know of any in-board dating sides the obvious married couples.
ggw
Joined: December 16, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 14237
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:22 PM UTC
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I know what you look like, the problem is just figuring out
which fat guy with a goatee is you.
Originally posted by sonickteam2:
You know half of the people at the show, just not what they look like.
bags
Joined: October 30, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 8545
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:27 PM UTC
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Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You've surreptitiously looked around for the "pirate girls" at Fort Reno shows in order to find Lulu and Paige.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You're able to keep track of who is who, even when they change their board names. Again and again. Hell, you remember when folks changed their board names again and again.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You remember when things were much nastier on the board, and almost miss those days just 'cuz of the action.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
When Wilco or GBV come up in mixed company, you roll your eyes but are armed for battle.
>subset< You're not a fan or GBV or Wilco, but can name 5 of their albums.
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 17762
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:37 PM UTC
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
…You remember the Saturdays when the only conversation on the board would be Mankie and Markie going at it about "Pakis"
…You remember Pollard's classic battle royales with both Fico and Sonick
…you can recall which band Dulcinea went to see
…you can recall at least five different women that Mankie has flirted with while his wife was home pregnant
bags
Joined: October 30, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 8545
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:42 PM UTC
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Oh man, what did Dulcinea see? I know she was complaining about the staff handling her tiny self (no comments) badly….I have no clue what band she went to see. That's it, I'm out.
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3809
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:46 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______.
you are familiar with the term "Sacriforce". Ten points if you actually know what it is.
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 19725
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 08:55 PM UTC
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Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You've ever heard of Exit Clov.
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You've ever heard of bigyawn.net
Originally posted by redsock:
You know you are a 930 board member if_______…
You've understood (maybe even participated in) a conversation at a bar about international soccer, most notably the English Premiere league, despite having never watched a game yourself.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 09:07 PM UTC
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if you posted to find our what your user number was
if you recognize when someone has changed their screen name yet again…
if you have a torrid affair via pm, or wait should i typed that?
ratioci nation
Joined: November 22, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 4463
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 09:10 PM UTC
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if this thread makes you feel a little sick because you begin to realize how much time you have wasted on the board
if when you realize that you just continue on to read the other threads
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3809
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 09:25 PM UTC
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you first read about current events here.
you know how to correctly spell, "staph".
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
Posts: 17762
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 09:28 PM UTC
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…you know at least three board members who are voting for Bush…
…and at least three who voted for Nader in 2000.
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 3745
Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 29, 2004 at 11:16 PM UTC
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… you've tangled with Rhett
poorlulu
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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
July 30, 2004 at 12:28 AM UTC
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there are people you don't know going to a show and you know you never want to know them…………ya know?
you have to hide from redsock at a show lest he spots you and asks your knowledge of an unwritten review……….. :D
you know waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information about cetrain board members sex lives………….
you can remember just how long rhett's pubic hair actually is……………..