Any good french horn players around?

>
>The Polyphonic Spree is looking for a French Horn subsitute/back up
>player. Our current French Horn player will be unable to perform during our
>upcoming
>New YorkCity engagements which run from August 12-17. The candidate must
>be able to
>improvise, be a bad ass at his/her instrument, have a good demeanor, and
>willing todon a robe. If you know of a friend of a friend don't hesitate
>to
>recommend them ontheir behalf. They also should be able to tour without
>work/school
>commitmentsinterfering.
>
>Interested parties please email Chris Penn at
>chris@g…
>with pertinent details i.e. phone numbers and/or email addresses of said
>candidates.
>Thanks and now back to your regularly scheduled program,
>
damn, I still have mine, but havent played in almost 10 years
Don't they mean "Freedom" Horn Player?
Wacka wacka wacka!
I dated a girl that played the French Horn…it didn't last though, because everytime she gave me a blow-job she tried to shove her hand up my arse. (I think she ended up marrying Rhett!)
Maybe she was trying to stop something from coming out. Chuckle chuckle.

Originally posted by mankie:
I dated a girl that played the French Horn…it didn't last though, because everytime she gave me a blow-job she tried to shove her hand up my arse. (I think she ended up marrying Rhett!)
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Maybe she was trying to stop something from coming out. Chuckle chuckle
or encourage mankie to "come out"?
Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Maybe she was trying to stop something from coming out. Chuckle chuckle
or encourage mankie to "come out"?
A woman giving oral pleasures to a man is a sure fire way to get him to come out.
well, maybe I did perpetuate the wrong idea–that anal pleasure is related to gayness–in my attempt to make a joke
Well, if it isn't "getting up" then perhaps something is awry.

Originally posted by mankie:
A woman giving oral pleasures to a man is a sure fire way to get him to come out.
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Well, if it isn't "getting up" then perhaps something is awry.

Originally posted by mankie:
A woman giving oral pleasures to a man is a sure fire way to get him to come out.
You're amongst friends here thirsty…it's okay to talk about it if it makes you feel better.
I'll shout it from the mountaintop.

Mankie, you were terrible in bed.

Originally posted by mankie:
You're amongst friends here thirsty…it's okay to talk about it if it makes you feel better.
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
[QB]

I'll shout it from the mountaintop.

Mankie, you were terrible in bed.



Sorry I couldn't get it up for you…I guess I'm not gay after all!
The Spree will be on Conan next Friday the 15th.Also,they have found their french horn player.
I saw a frenchman playing the horn outside the metro this AM. Perhaps he's available!


Sorry, couldn't resist……