elj
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Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 08:37 PM UTC
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Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you. In the interest of shaking things up a bit (no pun intended), I suggest we re-create Seinfeld's classic "Master of Your Domain" competition. For those of you who haven't seen the classic episode, the four Seinfeld-ians have a competition to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themself.
So, who's in? I was thinking much like the episode, we'd use the honor system, although I do think we'll have a no girls allowed rule since we all know - unlike Elaine - they'll win easily.
Just to clarify: no masterbation, no sex, no handjobs, footjobs, etc. Basically, no being brought to orgasm whatsoever. (For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.) Also, I propose the losers pool their money and buy the winner a Master Of My Domain t-shirt off the Seinfeld website.
Who's in? Competition now!
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 08:38 PM UTC
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I'm out. Dammit.
MindCage
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 08:39 PM UTC
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What are you a priest?
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elj
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 08:40 PM UTC
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Originally posted by MindCage:
What are you a priest?
Faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR, actually.
vansmack
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 08:40 PM UTC
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Originally posted by MindCage:
What are you a priest?
No, I was up for the competition, it's just that I'm already eliminated.
I'm working from home today….
Oh wait, you weren't talking to me. Nevermind, nothing to see here.
kosmo
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 08:42 PM UTC
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hand over the t-shirt i've already won…
palahniukkubrick
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:02 PM UTC
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no foot jobs? damn it, I'm out without even starting…
xneverwherex
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:05 PM UTC
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im just wondering why you assume women have it so much more easy and we're automatically disqualified. not sure which women you know, but we're not all anti-masturbation. :eek:
ratioci nation
Joined: November 22, 2002 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:07 PM UTC
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Originally posted by xneverwherex:
im just wondering why you assume women have it so much more easy and we're automatically disqualified. not sure which women you know, but we're not all anti-masturbation. :eek:
are you trying to end the contest early, if so, keep telling us about it
elj
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:07 PM UTC
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Originally posted by xneverwherex:
im just wondering why you assume women have it so much more easy and we're automatically disqualified. not sure which women you know, but we're not all anti-masturbation. :eek:
The thread was labeled GUYS ONLY. Get out of our clubhouse!
Rhett Miller
Joined: November 15, 2001 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:09 PM UTC
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Your mom wouldn't be too happy if I told her I was abstaining from sex.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you. In the interest of shaking things up a bit (no pun intended), I suggest we re-create Seinfeld's classic "Master of Your Domain" competition. For those of you who haven't seen the classic episode, the four Seinfeld-ians have a competition to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themself.
So, who's in? I was thinking much like the episode, we'd use the honor system, although I do think we'll have a no girls allowed rule since we all know - unlike Elaine - they'll win easily.
Just to clarify: no masterbation, no sex, no handjobs, footjobs, etc. Basically, no being brought to orgasm whatsoever. (For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.) Also, I propose the losers pool their money and buy the winner a Master Of My Domain t-shirt off the Seinfeld website.
Who's in? Competition now!
elj
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5970
Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:12 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
Your mom wouldn't be too happy if I told her I was abstaining from sex.
On the other hand, your wife would probably be thrilled!
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:22 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
(For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.)
*Because* I'm married, I feel that I would win easily.
elj
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:24 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
*Because* I'm married, I feel that I would win easily.
Then join kosmo and myself in this fine competition!
poorlulu
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 09:36 PM UTC
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you guys are all wankers………
therefor no winner……..
Sir HC
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 10:03 PM UTC
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Have you been listening to Pinkerton?
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Master of your domain? (GUYS ONLY)
August 23, 2005 at 10:57 PM UTC
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