Bad Baby Names

Originally posted by chaz:
Oh yeah….and once on some daytime talkshow (Sally Jessie or Springer or the like)they had a guest and the woman's name was Latrina!
I've known plenty of girls named Latrina. :roll: After teaching for many years in the Inner Shitty, I've seen many a weird name! I think the saddest was one of the multiple spellings of Donta. (There must be at least 10 of them.) This poor kid was in Special Ed and I think he was the smart one in the family after meeting his mother and finding out the origin of his name. Ms Dingbat wrote it out for the birth certificate and spelled it something like Dotynae. His teacher had to correct me because I would always say it as it looks. Then I had the pleasure one day of meeting this woman. No wonder this poor boy had problems. One of my favorite classes ever! I miss those boys. If we had more classes like those, we would be so much better off.

Oh, and then there was the totally messed up kid who always had loads and loads of snot running down his face. Another Special Ed case. Think it may have been an inbreeding kind of thing. This class was tough with really whacked out kids and this one was difficult to settle down to work of any kind, let alone use any art supplies without complete messes, dangerous results or just a total waste of extremely minimal supplies. One day I kept hearing all period, after various kinds of trouble, "Bill Clinton did it! Oh! Look what Bill Clinton did!" (Better yet, it was at the height of the Clinton impeachment hearings.) I thought this was a little too astute for these kids and then found out that this kid Bill's last name was Clinton. (Believe it or not, sometimes it's hard as shit to get some kids names in schools when you are the 'Resource' or 'SPAR Teacher'. Yet more insanity in the school system.-But that's another story.) Anyway, I thought that this was funny as anything and felt so sorry for this kid having that namesake.
I just remembered another name related funny story;

When I went to my wife's association convention I met some of her co-workers obviously. I met one black dude who shook my hand then said, "you're white!" with a surprised look on his face. When he explained it made sense. When we got married my wife kept her own last name, "Jackson" she had mentioned me at work "Leon"…so the black bloke had assumed she had changed her name and so married "Leon Jackson"..How black does that name sound? I guess you had to be there to see the look on his face to get the full humor of the story.
My aunt works in a small town hospital and use to know of a local who worked there named Purdy Outhouse. Wonder if any of those Latrinas are part of his family?
A friend of mine claimed to know twins named Noway (I dunno the actual spelling) and Jose. I couldn't believe it be he seemed really really serious about it.
Well at my first job someone went to a baptism for a kid named Andre. But how was it spelled? Ondrej. Boss asked her if he thought if she knew how to spell Andre and the answer was no.

My mom works for the WIC program here and she always asks how a name is spelled because there is often no correlation between the phonetic and the actual spelling. One woman though wouldn't name her child for 6 months until the child came into a name. That made sense to me.
So you married a black woman?

Originally posted by mankie:
I just remembered another name related funny story;

When I went to my wife's association convention I met some of her co-workers obviously. I met one black dude who shook my hand then said, "you're white!" with a surprised look on his face. When he explained it made sense. When we got married my wife kept her own last name, "Jackson" she had mentioned me at work "Leon"…so the black bloke had assumed she had changed her name and so married "Leon Jackson"..How black does that name sound? I guess you had to be there to see the look on his face to get the full humor of the story.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
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So you married a black woman?



No, but I do got my bitch and our inner-city love child…bro'!
Originally posted by mankie:
No, but I do got my bitch and our inner-city love child…bro'!
Your vernacular (like your musical taste) is a bit dated.

love child = shorty

my bitch = my shorty's momma

bro' = dawg
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by mankie:
No, but I do got my bitch and our inner-city love child…bro'!
Your vernacular (like your musical taste) is a bit dated.

love child = shorty

my bitch = my shorty's momma

bro' = dawg
analog to the bone, that's me. :D Maybe I should change my user name to "retro" or "timewarp" or something.
bilge