Which Simpsons Character are you?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ggw:<BR><B> <P>You are Dr. Nick Riviera!! <BR>You're a fake. In all walks of life you're putting up a front. However, your clever front brings you money and fortune as you are able to fool the dumb masses of the world! You clever bitch!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>hmmm me too… all the great ones troll the infomation superhighway for road kill instead of actually doing work.<BR>
Thats scary, so far Markie and I are the only one to get Cledus.<P><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B>YEEE HAAAAAA, Momma<P> <P>You are Cledus the slack-jawed yokel!! <BR>You are a hilbilly, straight up. You probably live in the hills or something, spending your days chasing pigs with your seventeen children who have 23 teeth between them.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Your attempts to please everyone almost always backfire and are simply annoying.<P>this actually sounds more like me!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celeste:<BR><B>Your attempts to please everyone almost always backfire and are simply annoying.<P>this actually sounds more like me!!!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No fear!!! Didnt you just know Rhett was going to be Ned? I think they have the same facial topiary and everything.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Guiny:<BR><B>Thats scary, so far Markie and I are the only one to get Cledus.<P><BR> </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>why is that scary? I am not some internet loon you know?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> No fear!!! Didnt you just know Rhett was going to be Ned? I think they have the same facial topiary and everything.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Rhett has ornamental shrubbery on his face????<P>3 entries found for topiary.<BR>to·pi·ar·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tp-r)<BR>adj. <BR>Of or characterized by the clipping or trimming of live shrubs or trees into decorative shapes, as of animals.<P>n. pl. to·pi·ar·ies <BR>Topiary work or art. <BR>A topiary garden. <P><BR>——————————————————————————–<BR>[Latin topirius, from topia, ornamental gardening, from Greek topia, pl. of topion, field diminutive of topos, place.] <P>——————————————————————————–<P>Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition<BR>Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.<BR>Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.<BR>[Buy it] <P><BR>topiary<P>\Top"i*a*ry\, a. [L. topiarius belonging to ornamental gardening, fr. topia (sc. opera) ornamental gardening, fr. Gr. ? a place.] Of or pertaining to ornamental gardening; produced by cutting, trimming, etc.; topiarian.<P>Topiary work, arbors, shrubbery, hedges, or the like, cut and trimmed into fanciful forms, as of animals, buildings, etc.<P><BR>Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. <P><BR>topiary<P>n 1: a garden having shrubs clipped or trimmed into decorative shapes especially of animals 2: making decorative shapes by trimming shrubs or trees<P><BR>Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University <BR>
"hedges, or the like, cut and trimmed into fanciful forms"<P>I think that definition is vague enough to stretch to facial hair, dont you?<P>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> "hedges, or the like, cut and trimmed into fanciful forms"<P>I think that definition is vague enough to stretch to facial hair, dont you?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>What kind of fanciful forms does Rhett have?<P> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ggw:<BR><B> What kind of fanciful forms does Rhett have?<P> </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>no dont be silly….<P>more like the guy on the left<P>
hmmm. . how appropriate. . .<P>You are Barney 'Give-Me-A-Beer' Gumble!! <BR>What is there to say? You're a fat, disgusting slob. You have no life, so sit around and drink your problems away. You have no job, which means more time to drink.<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> No fear!!! Didnt you just know Rhett was going to be Ned? I think they have the same facial topiary and everything.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I thought Markie's use of "topiary" in this sense was very clever!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Venerable Bede:<BR><B>That is my dream that is my nightmare</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celeste:<BR><B> I thought Markie's use of "topiary" in this sense was very clever!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Why, thank you miss Celeste.<P>How is you new album doing anyhow?<P>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by markie:<BR><B> no dont be silly….<P>more like the guy on the left<P> </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Grunge goatees are soooooooooo nineties.
this translates into "you are a big tool and no one likes you cause youre so damn annoying and too religious. your kids are probably gay" <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller:<BR><B>never watched the simpsons so I'm not sure of the significance of my result…<P>You are Ned Flanders!! <BR>You're a genuinely nice person, and people hate you for it. Being the goody-goody, you avoid risky situations, and try to please everyone. Your attempts to please everyone almost always backfire and are simply annoying.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
You are Krusty the Clown!! <P>Always cracking clever jokes and insulting others you love being the center of attention. Off the cameras however, you become a cynical, depressed, asshole.<P>Poorlulu, have you ever noticed that you and I often get the same results? Wait until everyone finds out that we are really the same person with 2 different board IDs! <P>