Vosges Bacon Bar

are you allowed to smoosh the donuts?

(I have a really tiny cock)
my rooster's neck is really long, so if i can hold him down long enough to slip donuts over his beak (and he doesn't peck at them so they fall off), i could totally win this contest.
According to legend, I would assume that The Director would win this one.

Miss P., would you care to be one of the judges for this one?
Originally posted by Jaguar:
According to legend, I would assume that The Director would win this one.
HEY! I resemble that remark . . .