Defending Paris Hilton

4:52 PM Lisa Says:

Wow I have never seen how someone could act so low,disgusting and with no class. Sarah was one of my favorite comedians and i was really excited to see her host the MTV awards this year,as I'm a young person and really enjoy the movie awards too. I know Sarah is straight up and that's part of her comedy,but lets be real here. Paris could be the biggest slut in the world but she did NOT deserve this at all,no one does.She is a human too! Come on the girl was sitting there while she is insulting her in the meanest way in national TV, It wasn't even funny to say that they are going to paint the bar cell as penises.???? Is Sarah in drugs?? That's very rude. Did you see Paris face? you could tell she wanted to hide under a rock,she dint know what to do. I felt so bad for that girl,It looked like she wanted to cry so loud..yet she was able to control herself and give a smile. Who is the one with out class now? It just showed who really is a B. If it was me I would had stand up and smack the hell out of Sarah, What a B. I can't believe MTV let her act like this on live TV. Kids are watching this,and she's talking about penise,vagina..ext I have lost all kind of respect for MTV and many more have as well. Search around and you will see how they are many angry people regarding these awards. This wasn't entertainment this was disgusting and uncalled for. Sarah has lost one of her biggest fans. I know she always says rude stuff on her shows but this was the limit.I agree 100% that Paris deserves to go to Jail for breaking the rules,and that's fine..but Sarah comments were not. In my books Sarah has went from a professional fun comedian to a low class,rude,disgusting and wannabe funny comedian.
oh my god. like.
Sarah Silverman is my idol. Becaue, you know, Jesus is magic.
It was funny and she got her on camera. Nothing better!
If Paris Hilton actually got the message last Sunday night, and actually drops out of sight…then Sarah Silverman should be made a saint.
I'd like to shag Ms. Hilton.
"Defending Paris Hilton"?

isn't that what she has a gaggle of over-paid lawyers for? considering they got her out, i suggest we leave the defending to them…

(although apparently paris is back in court today, prosecution wants an explanation of why she got early home-release. paris is suspected, *gasp*, of getting preferential treatment!)
I bet she gives a better BJ than Sarah Silverman. As if Sarah Silverman would give a BJ to anybody for free.

If I were single, which I'm happily not, I'd volunteer to judge the contest.

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
I'd like to shag Ms. Hilton.
I guess you didn't see her big screen debut then? Her, ahem, "performance" was totally uninspired and boring. I've seen people more into getting mauled by a tiger…

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I bet she gives a better BJ than Sarah Silverman. As if Sarah Silverman would give a BJ to anybody for free.
Plus Jimmy Kimmel always looks like he's happy…
Originally posted by nkotb:
I guess you didn't see her big screen debut then? Her, ahem, "performance" was totally uninspired and boring. I've seen people more into getting mauled by a tiger…

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I bet she gives a better BJ than Sarah Silverman. As if Sarah Silverman would give a BJ to anybody for free.
Good bj….lousy bj. who cares? No such thing as a bad bj in my opinion. Ms. Hilton can give me one any day. Who's this Silverman woman, sounds jewish so she most likely doesn't give head anyway, unless there's a Nordstrom gift card in the deal.
if it feels good, do it.

it was also funny on the level of 'why are you here? you're not in movies' so welcome to our world . . . not that SS is in real movies.

the whole show was basically a parade of d-bags . . .none moreso than everyone involved with transformers
The most telling thing about that whole Sarah/Paris thing is that there were noticable cheers when Paris going to jail was mentioned. I think there's a majority of the population that's as sick of Ms. Hilton as I am. I'm normally indifferent to C-list nobodies getting pub, but she irks the fuck outta me. To be positive about it, :roll: the fact that we even started a thread about this useless twat shows that her publicist is a very skilled man.
Originally posted by TheDirector217:
The most telling thing about that whole Sarah/Paris thing is that there were noticable cheers when Paris going to jail was mentioned. I think there's a majority of the population that's as sick of Ms. Hilton as I am. I'm normally indifferent to C-list nobodies getting pub, but she irks the fuck outta me. To be positive about it, ;)
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
sounds jewish so she most likely doesn't give head anyway, unless there's a Nordstrom gift card in the deal.
really? how quaint of you to say that. classic, really.

Originally posted by walkonby:
for someone who seems to have a extreme problem with hate, you sure don't seem to have a beef with admitting to your homophobia (in the bonnarroo thread) and calling women twats in here. ;)
not wanting to be naked in public <> homophobia.

paris <> all women.

wow. it's funny how haters, once called out, go to such lengths to paint others as haters. maybe they don't want to be alone.
I guess the key thing is to be the first to call it out. If you're the first to call it out, that exempts you from being one yourself!

Originally posted by sweetcell:

wow. it's funny how haters, once called out, go to such lengths to paint others as haters. maybe they don't want to be alone.
i've never understood the fascination with paris.

she doesn't do ANYTHING.
Originally posted by sweetcell:

Originally posted by walkonby:
for someone who seems to have a extreme problem with hate, you sure don't seem to have a beef with admitting to your homophobia (in the bonnarroo thread) and calling women twats in here. :D

True words, fam. You know what they say. Misery loves company. ;)

But seriously. We're talking about a girl (I use that term REAL loosely) who had Q-rating skyrocket because she gave her man a night vision, ahem, mic check. If that's the case, I know some girls who should be the next Greta Garbo or Jennifer Aniston. But I digress. She can't sing, act, and from what I saw on the "tape" she's a dead f**k as well. What is she here for?????
Sarah S. is funny? I find that hard to believe.
Originally posted by quasimoto:
i've never understood the fascination with paris.

she doesn't do ANYTHING.
Neither do 98% of federal government employees.