80s wank classics!

80s wank classics !
#s 1 and two were played back to back on I love the 80's the other nght. It made me a little firm.
according to the band, turning japanese is not about masturbation, but is just about being in love and happy. that was pronounced in one of those new vh-1 shows that takes 4 songs and explains what the song is about.
sure, whatever you say ?
Whever came up with that list has far too much time on their hands………………………time on their hands!!! GEDDIT?