Humour...it's Friday

Why do Italian men like to grow moustache's??
So they can look more like their mothers! :D


What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
The winner of last years hide and seek contest!

Yes, this months Maxim is out!!!

Originally posted by mankie:


Yes, this months Maxim is out!!!

so are your jokes.

geez mankie i could have this thread under the false descriptions acts of 1986 …………….

Originally posted by poorlulu:
geez mankie i could have this thread under the false descriptions acts of 1986 …………….

Did I say they were new jokes..huh, huh?

How can you tell the clans of the Scottish tartans?

If you lift his skirt up and you see a quarter pounder…he's a MacDonald!! :D

If you lift the kilt and it's a whopper, he must be American ! <img src="http://mysmilies.gamewizards.net/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif" alt=" - " />

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
If you lift the kilt and it's a whopper, he must be American ! &lt;img src="http://mysmilies.gamewizards.net/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif" alt=" - " /&gt;

….after cosmetic surgery, which is more popular in American than any other country….wonder why?

hahaha,

whats black and white and red all over?
a nun in a blender

thanks for telling me new maxim is out….
boner in the grocery store time.

Originally posted by flawd101:
hahaha,

whats black and white and red all over?
a nun in a blender

thanks for telling me new maxim is out….
boner in the grocery store time.

A bumper sticker on Mankie's car reads, "Nuns Do It Out Of Habit."

Originally posted by mankie:
after cosmetic surgery, which is more popular in American than any other country….wonder why?

Perhaps in Hollywood, but there's no denying that Americans all have:
<img src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat6.jpg" alt=" - " />

A guy walks into 9:30 club and sees a horse in the corner he takes a couple of shots and says to the bar keep whats w/ the horse give me ten dollars i've got 5 hundred that says you cant make my horse laughthe guy says ok hers my ten takes two more shots and whispers in the horses ear whell the horse imedeatly starts laughing hystericly the bartender gives the fivehundred and he leaves.well same gy comes back sees thhorse and says same deal ten against five to make him laugh? bartender says to him no this time ya gotta make him cryguy says k takes a beer taps the horse and takes him outback when they come back the horse is crying bar tender says im gona kick your ass if you dont tell me what your
doing to my horse. guy says i told him i was hung better than him .well how did ya make him cry thats easy Ishowed him :D
Dave