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flawd101
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 29, 2003 at 08:37 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Embarrassed Laura:
Gross generalization. Case in point: me. I'm 5'6", Chinese and I prefer the method of being passive aggressive to fighting with my legs.


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I bet you like to torture us with your horrendous driving habits though don't you?

Okay….politically incorrect joke of the day over with!
hehehehe i'll blind her with dental floss.

history is fine world history sucks, i dont care about india in 1200 or whatever we are studing. and tommorrow i have to stay after for a 2 hour review session.


i was never puked on but i did puke twice in kidergarden. once on a girl at her birthday party. not my fault her cupcakes sucked. she cried but she was always mean to me.
and once during story time.
i can remember this but not my homework…
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 29, 2003 at 11:31 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Sir HC:
Be a fry cook!
Yeah? Well you think it's funny huh? There's fucking room to move as a fry cook, man. You know I could be manager in two years? King! God!
flawd101
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 29, 2003 at 11:45 PM UTC #
Yeah? Well you think it's funny huh? There's fucking room to move as a fry cook, man. You know I could be manager in two years? King! God!
you could be The Burger KING
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 29, 2003 at 11:51 PM UTC #
You know flawd, I had this wild fucking dream the other night. It was with you and me and we were working in this sleazy shithole motel down in Miami, Florida. And we were bellhops and we were sixty-five years old. It was so real it was really real, realistic.
SPARX
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 12:43 AM UTC #
Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and
says " Moo "
The other one says "Damn, I was just about to say that !"
flawd101
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 01:04 AM UTC #
really i had my normal dream about making love to a jar of mayo and ejackulating in the sink. but are future together looks better.
Sir HC
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 02:58 PM UTC #
"Hey what ya got in the trunk?"

Dupak that is one of my favorite movies…

"I used to like these guys" (over an acoustic version of The Sh*t hits the fan)
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 04:45 PM UTC #
I really love ya man. You're my best friend. Because you always fucking came to see me while I was in Juvie.
Sir HC
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 04:51 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
I really love ya man. You're my best friend. Because you always fucking came to see me while I was in Juvie.
But what about our relationship?

Fuck that!
thenotebookgirl
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 07:19 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Sir HC:
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
I really love ya man. You're my best friend. Because you always fucking came to see me while I was in Juvie.
But what about our relationship?

Fuck that!
Cheating on you again? Hell no! You don't have to take that, girlfriend.
Sir HC
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Re: no one else will find this funny October 30, 2003 at 08:47 PM UTC #
And that great book Diuretics.
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