So I got a puppy.....

Originally posted by Anton Newcombe:
so your poodle will look like this?

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nice, real nice.

No. Try 20 pounds heavier, and more hair.

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Kinda looks like Joan Rivers.

even she does not have a poodle……

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I don't care if its 270lbs..if it's a poodle, IT'S GAY!..they even walk like a homo, with that little spring in their step they all have.

Originally posted by mankie:
I'M GAY!..I even walk like a homo, with that little spring in my step I have.

the truth comes out (no pun intended)!!

Originally posted by paige:

Originally posted by mankie:
I'M GAY!..I even walk like a homo, with that little spring in my step I have.

the truth comes out (no pun intended)!!

I'm not poodle gay though, they make Liberace look macho!

Hey Paige, instead of walking your dog to give it exercise, why not just put a Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies video on? I'm sure Fi-Fi would enjoy that much more. :D

awwww puppies are cute. but I hate big dogs they're scary :(

we used to have a beagle and a lab, but now we just have two yorkshire terriers, who are like eternal baby puppies…but when we did have big dogs, to teach them not to jump up on furniture or not to jump up whereever (if this is an issue for you) you can set up mouse traps where you don't want them to go. it won't hurt them, but it makes a sound and scares them, they'll learn.
also a raw egg once a day makes their coat purdy :D and every dog we've had loves those nasty pig ears…anything that looks disgusting dogs will most likely like hehe

Hey Samantha…rumour has it you have a lovely pair of puppies! ;)

One of my dogs is half poodle and half jack russell terrier. She is the shit. An 18 pound badass. Really the coolest dog ever…

I'd reccomend crate training the dog. Makes it much easier to house-break the dog, and plus they really dig having a little den of their own.

Originally posted by Anton Newcombe:

Originally posted by Celeste:
I'm so jealous!

What did you name her?

By the way, I think those big poodles are way cool!

Is that why you married one…….

Oh that was too easy.

I heard he has a little bit of leghound in him also. one beer and he is trying to hump anything that moves.

Poodles may be very, very Gay, but they are also supposedly the smartest of all of the dogs. Go figure. :roll:

Originally posted by Jaguär:
Poodles may be very, very Gay, but they are also supposedly the smartest of all of the dogs. Go figure. :roll:

No they're not..that's Border Collies. Poodles are the best interior designers for their kennels though, and they are the trendiest when it comes to those little winter coats you can buy.

I have heard that there are some pretty vicious poodles out there, overbreeding has made some a bit "mad". Still if properly groomed, they look pretty cool.

And at least they are not toy dogs.

I guess I can't talk though as our dog is a Whippet, and as bad as the one from Frasier.

When I was lil' thirsty moore, my family had what my Dad called a Heinz. A true mutt. He ate my playdoh and threw up all over the basement floor.

your dad should know better than eating playdoh

No Bud, my Dad is a Dawg. Not a mutt.

Originally posted by bungle bud:
your dad should know better than eating playdoh

sorry, that made me:

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Originally posted by Sir HC:
I have heard that there are some pretty vicious poodles out there, overbreeding has made some a bit "mad".

Hell has no fury like a faggot scorned!

Originally posted by mankie:
Hey Samantha…rumour has it you have a lovely pair of puppies! ;)

who started that rumour?

Originally posted by Samantha:

Originally posted by mankie:
Hey Samantha…rumour has it you have a lovely pair of puppies! ;)

who started that rumour?

Me!!!!

This is you, right?

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