Horrible Lines in Songs

I thought

Celeste,

Art School girl

Dandy 01

was the master imposter. you always Fuck it up by posting the wrong thing under the wrong name.

Well perhaps we won't know that you are any kind of imposter.
But those wishing to prove they are not a figment of my imgination should post away while I am gone, since I won't see this board for 2+ weeks.

Originally posted by ggw:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
At least now we will know that GGW is the master imposter, and not me.

Huh?

How will we know that?

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Well perhaps we won't know that you are any kind of imposter.
But those wishing to prove they are not a figment of my imgination should post away while I am gone, since I won't see this board for 2+ weeks.

Originally posted by ggw:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
At least now we will know that GGW is the master imposter, and not me.

Huh?

How will we know that?

I am sure the Black Nerd will be posting from an Internet Cafe in Spain

And Henry Dark from a nude beach in France….

I have lost the passwords for the Instigator and Henry Dark.

I was never the Black Nerd to begin with.

I find it curious that an occasional post does pop up by the Instigator, but it's not me….must be we still have the occasional imposter.

Why doesn't this new board have the option to post pictures as part of your profile?

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I won't see this board for 2+ weeks.

Sounds like a honeymoon for all of us…

I have to agree with you, Markie.

Take, for instance, this gem from Train:

Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna live this life

Originally posted by markie:
anytime a word is used to rhyme with itself is rather painful.

I am just a sk8er boi, I said see yer later boi….

An old favourite is I am serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer

A new one is, we have got 200 sofas.

Oh, and since I haven't been around much lately…

I'm digging the new board, and congrats Rhett & Celeste. Have fun on the honeymoon!

Yes, I second Markie. Repeated rhymes can destroy even the best of songs once they get in your head. One of my formerly favorite Wilco songs (A Shot In The Arm, off of Summerteeth) â??

We fell in love in the key of C,
We walked alone, down by the sea.

ARRGHHHH! How could they do this to me?

Originally posted by jadetree:

2 - Mclusky
"got more songs than a song convention"

That happens to be one of my favorite lines from one of the best-written songs by a Welsh post-punk trio ever.

I had forgotten how badly this song by Todd Rundgren made me cringe until it came on the radio the other day…

Leroy, boy, is that you?
I thought your post-hangin' days were through,
Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs,
Tell no lies, you get wise,
I tell you now we're gonna pull you through,
There's only one thing left that we can do.

We gotta get you a woman,
It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive.
We gotta get you a woman,
We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now.

Leroy, boy, you're my friend
You say how and I'll say when
Come and meet me down the street
Take a seat, it's my treat
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feeling's just about to end.

Talkin' 'bout life and what it means to you,
It don't mean nothin' if it don't run through
I got one thing to say, you know it's true
You got to find some time to get this thing together.

Talkin' 'bout things about that special one
They may be stupid but they sure are fun
I'll give it to you while we're on the run
Because we ain't got time to get this thing together, 'cause we
Got to get together with a woman who has been around,
One who knows better than to let you down,
Let's hope there's still one left in this whole town,
And that she'll take some time to get this thing together.

We gotta get you a woman
And when we're through with you,
We'll get me one too.

Every single line on R.E.M.'s Monster is horrible. Starts with "What's the frequency Kenneth is your Benzadrine, uh-huh" and goes from there. How did it go so wrong?

Been used waaaaaaaaaay to many times but here it is,

"Come on baby, don't say maybe"

25 whores in the room next door…………and i need a more……..

watchout Poorlulu….

"I am looking for the can in the candy store"

(((From the same song)))

I love vision thing.

"but she never lost her head, even when she was giving head"

"my buick's out back, but the ride ain't free"

"he says in his bedroom voice, come honey let's go make some noise"

"o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming"

there's a few to keep you going.

"whack for the daddy 'ol there's whiskey in the jar"

"The bed is on fire with passionate love,
the neighbours complain about the noises above,
but she only comes when she's on top"

I still say they band is excellent, but that song needs to be completely deleted from their files if you know what I mean….the crying shame is, it's their most well known song in the states.

Mankie,

you seem to dislike the things I love,

how could you dis Manic Monday. I bet Prince is turning in his grave.

Mankie,

you seem to dislike the things I love,

how could you dis Manic Monday. I bet Prince is turning in his grave.