yeah, yeah, UK is the worst!

You would think that with the 297 channels America broadcasts, they could carry the 3 channels Europe has. (I love it when Europeans complain about American tv channels…..)
who complaints? :o :D
Originally posted by markie:
297 channels of shite….50 of which carry shows made ten years ago by one of the three "european channels".

"Oh, my name is Vansmack and my head is up my bum"
Options baby, options.

I'm sorry, do you broadcast every football match on Saturday and Sunday? Not even locally? I couldn't even imagine…

did I ever get around to thanking you for Big Brother and Who wants to be a millionaire? I always meant to….

"Oh, my name is Markie and my head is my bum 'cause everytime I open my mouth shite comes out"
you can also thank us for "three's company" "men behaving badly" "queer as folk" and "the Simpsons"

..you're welcome! :p
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football is broadcast. You have to pay for it, in a similar way you have to pay for runny-catchy and runny -throwey.

So no difference then? you need satellite or cable to receive it. Just like America. Funny that, eh?


As for programming, the shows you namecheck might be the low brow entertainment you like, why not check out inspector morse or a period drama like red dwarf.

And just returning mine own insult is a very week retort, you will never make a heckler.

Now go away and pretend to be British some more.
Originally posted by mankie:
you can also thank us for "three's company" "men behaving badly" "queer as folk" and "the Simpsons"

..you're welcome! :p
I'll give you "Sanford and Son" and "All in the Family," but I must remind you of "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" and "American Idol" (though I do thouroughly enjoy Simon Cowell).

"Men behaving badly" bombed over here as will the American version of "Coupling" - which raises a good point - why does Britian show American versions of TV shows ("Friends") but America insist on remaking British shows?
America is a larger market, is the short answer.

America is deemed cool in Britain…. What could be cooler than friends or the friends lifestyle?

Americans dont understand British accents…

what, what?
Originally posted by markie:


football is broadcast. You have to pay for it, in a similar way you have to pay for runny-catchy and runny -throwey.

actually, the correct name is "hitty-runny"
brits are not giving up….nor are americans!…

I think hispanic tv shows are the bomb!!!! :D
especially the sopa operas…where are you now, huh?!
Originally posted by markie:


Americans dont understand British accents…

what, what?

Did you ever see the show about Oasis on telly over here and they had subtitles during the interviews? It was then I realized why we have to suffer through such shite as Eastenders while Coronation Street is ignored.
Originally posted by Gene Greens:
Athens welcomes buxom drivers
Do you think that really works? I say we send a picture of some random girl and then go and kill him and steal his house?

Anyone up for it?
Originally posted by mankie:


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Did you ever see the show about Oasis on telly over here and they had subtitles during the interviews? It was then I realized why we have to suffer through such shite as Eastenders while Coronation Street is ignored. [/QB]

I didnt see it, but eastendes is the best. Nothing can compare. I stopped watching coronation street when someone stole dereks gnome. A yawn fest it had become.

you probably liked Emmerdale too though?
Originally posted by markie:

you will never make a heckler.

Now go away and pretend to be British some more.
Oh no, whatever will I do?

Cheers.
What's that Scottish show they have on PBS?
Originally posted by markie:


Do you think that really works? I say we send a picture of some random girl and then go and kill him and steal his house?

Anyone up for it?

Why is there no picture of this bloke?

He forgot to mention…."must be into anal sex or just bring your young brother or son!"

If you can't get laid in a holiday resort in Greece then you must be a sad bastard, but then again, the ad says it all really.
Originally posted by tarsisz:

I think hispanic tv shows are the bomb!!!! :D
especially the sopa operas…where are you now, huh?!
I do watch Spanish soap operas and variety shows for the big breasted party girls that are always on….
Originally posted by vansmack:
[Oh no, whatever will I do?

Cheers.
I never ever thought you would give in so easily. You will have to work on that if you want to appear more British. Obstinance is our national trait. Just ask Mankie.
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
What's that Scottish show they have on PBS?
I dunno, what happens in it?

Could be Hammish McBeth, with the guy who played Begby in trainspotting in the lead role?
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
What's that Scottish show they have on PBS?
monarch of the glen………………..

that show is brill
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Who do we thank/blame for this one?