random funny stuff

You know those huge portable flashing roadside signs ? There's one at 13th and K, which as of last night had been set to say "DARIN LIKES BOYS."


The other funny thing from yesterday was my attempt to order a couple of burritos.

Me: "I'll have two bean and rice burritos, please."

Woman: "two?"

Me: "yes, two."

Woman: "for you?"

Me: "No, one for me, and one for a friend."

Woman: "Is your friend a man or a woman?"

Me: "Man."

Woman: "Oh."
The hell?