Brokeback Mountain vs The State of the Union

I think jeffnar lost his/her bid as class president or something in his/her senior year and now thinks all elections are rigged and the U.S. is out to get him/her.

A full stop to human-animal hybrids? All in favor?

Originally posted by nkotBaba:
A full stop to human-animal hybrids? All in favor?

I never waste my time watching or listening to the the load of bull being slung by the later presidents but when I heard something about that, I was sorry I missed it. Could have made for some good comedy, albeit very frustrating.

So, what did he say about the hybrids?

I say, full stop to the fucking human-reptilian hybrids!!!!

Two little brothers go with their mother to see
"Brokeback Mountain".

Later on they're lying on the living
room rug simulating anal sex when their father walks in the room.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING"?!!!! he hollers.

"Playing cowboy, daddy".

Literally not more than I just posted above. Was that an ad-lib based on some B movie he had seen the night before? Are we really concerned about this as a country?

Originally posted by Jaguar:
So, what did he say about the hybrids?

I say, full stop to the fucking human-reptilian hybrids!!!!

Nelson Releases Homage to Gay Cowboys

Country music outlaw Willie Nelson sang "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" and "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" more than 25 years ago. He released a very different sort of cowboy anthem this Valentine's Day.

"Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys a hot topic.

Available exclusively through iTunes, the song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines like, "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?" and "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out."

The song, which debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's satellite radio show, was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Ned Sublette in 1981. Sublette said he wrote it during the "Urban Cowboy" craze and always imagined Nelson singing it.

Someone passed a copy of the song to Nelson back in the late 1980s and, according to Nelson's record label, Lost Highway, he recorded it last year at his Pedernales studio in Texas.

Nelson has appeared in several Western movies and sings "He Was a Friend of Mine" on the "Brokeback Mountain" soundtrack.

http://www.secretcowboys.com/

and Brokeback was excellent. I didn't watch the State of the Union…someone's voices makes me nutzo then I want to punch the TV.

http://cowboyfrank.net/index.htm

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Hanky Codes

In the gay world, the color of a handkerchief can indicate an interest in a particular fetish or activity. Worn in the right rear pocket, it indicates an interest in the passive, often "bottoming" position. Worn in the left pocket, it indicates a predilection for an active, usually "dominant" role…

Hanky Colors
apricot wants or is overweight
beige rimming (eating ass)
beige, lace likes white tops or bottoms
black heavy sm
black velvet will or wants to be photographed
black, with white checks safe sex
black, with white stripe likes Blacks
blue, air force pilot or wants pilots
blue, light wants or is a cock sucker
blue, light, with black dots likes or wants black suckers
blue, light, with brown dots likes or wants latino suckers
blue, white checks exhibitionist or wants to watch
blue, light, with white dots likes or wants white suckers
blue, light, with white stripes likes or wants sailor suckers
blue, light, with yellow dots likes or wants asian suckers
blue, medium into or is a cop
blue, dark or navy anal fucking
blue, robin's egg 69 (suck each other at same time)
blue, teal cock &amp; ball torture
brown scat (shit)
brown corduroy headmaster or student
brown lace has or wants a cock that is uncut (uncircumcised)
brown satin has or wants a cock that is cut (circumcised)
brown and white stripe likes latinos
calico looking for or is a tourist/visitor to town
charcoal into latex
coral sucking toes
cream cum in condoms or sucks it out
fuchsia spanking
gold 2 looking for 1 (left) or 1 looking for 2 (right)
gold lamà wants bottom muscle (left) or top muscle (right)
grey bondage
grey flannel suits (business type wear)
green, hunter daddy or his boy
green, kelly hustler or looking for same
green, lace mother or daughter
green, light humiliation/verbal abuse
green, lime wants or is a trick
hounds tooth nibbling or biting
holstein (black/white cow) into milking
lavender likes or is a drag queen
leopard tattoos
magenta sucking arm pits
maroon cutting (knives-blades)
mauve navel fetish (belly button)
mustard hung or wants 8" or more
olive drab or camouflage military
orange anything anytime
paisley boxer shorts
peach is a bear or cub
pink, light dildos
pink, dark tit torture
pink with white stripes into American Indians
purple piercing
red fist fucking
red, dark 2-handed fisting
red lace group sex
red with black stripes furry bears
red and white gingham park sex
red with white stripes shaving
rust cowboys of course
silver lamà star fucking
tan cigars
turquoise or catheter into cathertizing
union jack skin heads
white one masturbates both
white lace likes whites
white velvet voyeurism
white with multicolor dots hosting or looking for an orgy
wine rubber and mud
yellow water sports (pissing)
yellow, pale spit or drooling
yellow with white stripe likes Asians

you forgot:

felching
roman showers
dirty sanchezes
hot carls
necro-anal-bestiality
blood sports
clay aiken

I nominate spooge to the face as being a
"Cheney".
The Dick deserves it.

REJECTED TITLES FOR "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"


HIGH NOONER

JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON

TRUE, HE GRITS

POLESMOKE

THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE

BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID

THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE


HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG

THE WILD BRUNCH

HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON

THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER

DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID

VERY RAW HIDE

LONESOME DOUG

THE HOARSE SOLDIERS

DESTRY RIDES AGAIN… AND AGAIN

MCCABE AND MR. MILLER

A FISTFUL OF NED

HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES

QUICKLY DOWN UNDER

BAREBACK MOUNTING

BONE-NANZA

DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS

HOME ON THE RANGER

OKLAHOMO

ROOSTER COCKBURN

LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE

PRANCES WITH WOLVES

BALONEY PONY RODEO


CAT BLOW YOU

HUNG LIKE TWO MULES, AND NOT FOR SISTER SARAH

you forgot:

1. best film of the year
2. the reason straight people are assholes
3. jesus: protect me from your followers
4. if only gay people could play gay people in
movies

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actually, the best fuck job award should go to the fact that grizzly man wasn't nominated, and that retarted penquin movie is going to win.

THanks for putting my exact thoughts into words.

Originally posted by walkonby:
actually, the best fuck job award should go to the fact that grizzly man wasn't nominated, and that retarted penquin movie is going to win.