the mtv "soul train" awards

Its like Gangsta rap for the not so hard, mum would not let us out after dark crowd, and the dis' pirates…..

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

(chorus) Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat

Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face


maidens and wenches, is there a difference?

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
I heard the Kerry sisters got booed:

from what I have read, so did the Bush sisters

wenches bring you beers

Originally posted by walkonby:
wow…, lic. to ill; an album that just came out by the beastie boys and represents what they are today.

No that is the old, fat, rich, cliche sellout album. Do try and keep up.

Originally posted by pollard:

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
I heard the Kerry sisters got booed:

from what I have read, so did the Bush sisters

The bush sisters……

At least they are hot. Plus that name has porn writ in large letters.

A maiden is a virgin. A wench is a ho.

Originally posted by mark e smith:
maidens and wenches, is there a difference?

Maidens:

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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
wenches bring you beers

If only that were true….

Wenches:

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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Wenches:

Damn you, you beat me to it…..

mark must of blacked out sarcasm from his dialogue understandings. it's hard to float (keep up) in the river of sh**t that seems to be spewing. reread the lyrics you just recited, and imagine ludacris or nelly even comprehending the definitions.

I know how you doodles think when you vote, so let me remind you.

THIS UPCOMING ELECTION IS VERY IMPORTANT, SO VOTE FOR THE MAN WHO WILL MAKE THE BEST PRESIDENT FOR ALL DOODLES, NOT JUST THE CORPORATIONS OR WEALTHIEST 1%…..WHOEVER HAS THE CUTEST DAUGHTERS IS NOT IMPORTANT.

Remember, vote wisely…and if you're a republican, vote early, vote often, like last time.

I wonder if there'll be a UN team overseeing the FL election to make sure there's no shenanigans in that banana republic.

You should really get a show on cable access.

Originally posted by walkonby:
ludacris or nelly even comprehending the definitions.

There are no words an average 10 year old would have trouble understanding….. The longest (most letters) word is terrorizing.

Are you trying to say that rappers are illiterate?

Otherwise, I would still contend its Gangsta rap for pathetic people.

You're still woozy off of the painkillers, right? Or are you confusing your genres? Calling the Beastie Boys Gangsta rap is like calling Britpop "good."

Originally posted by mark e smith:
Otherwise, I would still contend its Gangsta rap for pathetic people.

i saw Jay Z talking about "hip hop" as a culture.

is he hip hop now?

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Maidens:

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wasn't jenna photographed making out with some dude for like 3 hours, and barbara dancing on tables. doesn't sound like virgins to me. kerry sister more likely to bring beer, though

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
i saw Jay Z talking about "hip hop" as a culture.

is he hip hop now?

It's a hip hop thing….you wouldn't understand. ;)

Originally posted by econo:
You're still woozy off of the painkillers, right? Or are you confusing your genres? Calling the Beastie Boys Gangsta rap is like calling Britpop "good."

Good and bad are personal judgements.

Gangsta rap is rap that advocates stealing, shooting and dis-respecting the female of the species. Try and find a definition of gangsta rap that the beasties do or did not fulfill, other than ethnicity.