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pitchfork is usually crap, but you gotta love the first paragraph!

Starsailor
Silence Is Easy
[Capitol; 2003]
Rating: 4.9
The recipe for chart-topping Britpop these days seems fairly straightforward: start with a rock ballad, mix in lyrics about restless hearts and rolling meadows sung in a lilting falsetto by a northern golden boy, add layer upon layer of symphonic string arrangements, a sprinkle of piano here, a dash of plucked guitar there, and voila! See you at the Reading Festival, mate! Starsailor (the name comes from the Tim Buckley LP) revels in all of these romantic pretensions on Silence Is Easy, their melodramatic, overproduced, but not altogether unpleasant sophomore release.

The new album covers a lot of the same territory as their platinum-selling 2001 debut, Love Is Here: Like any self-respecting English bard, singer/guitarist James Walsh piles-on references to clear skies, sunshine, cafes, rising seas, and a-love-that-will-somehow-find-a-way, which compliment the maudlin orchestral overtones on much of the album. Defiantly sappy, Silence Is Easy survives mostly on Walsh's oddly graceful singing. Unfortunately, the music on the whole is prosaic, even boring at times. It just sweeps right past you, like an unnoticed breeze.

The release of the un-Spectorized Let It Be…Naked on Tuesday made abundantly clear the sort of havoc that Phil Spector can wreak on an album. And while only two of the tracks on Silence Is Easy were produced by the gun-toting maniac, his presence is palpable on the entire record. The song "Telling Them", for instance, starts out decently enough, with Walsh sounding like a young Robert Plant over Barry Westhead's piano playing and Ben Byrne's punctual drumming. But, thanks no doubt to Spector's influence, the band is quickly overtaken by a cello and some accompanying strings that work themselves into a sentimental lather worthy of a Rob Reiner film. "Fidelity", too, has the makings of a nice rock song, with cutting, tumultuous guitars and a catchy chorus. But it also feels too careful, too deliberate and fussed over to have a genuinely cathartic effect, and the overwrought harmonies bury the track before it's had a chance to live.

Walsh sounds alternately like Thom Yorke, Neil Young, Chris Martin and Jeff Buckley, though he isn't a smidgen of the songwriter that any of them are (or were). His lyrics prove him incapable of understatement (a problem that apparently doesn't afflict him in conversation: "I think some of the last record sounded overwrought in parts," he said recently about Love Is Here). On Silence Is Easy, Walsh recycles truisms about love, sex, hate and co-dependance without any insights or significant lessons to add. Of course, few songwriters have anything consistently new to say, but in the course of an album, a song or two should catch you in a way that makes you sit up and say, "Yep." Walsh isn't quite there yet.

"Four to the Floor" opens with a hip-hop beat and a funk bassline, but is soon engulfed by more strings, which promptly crowd out the other instruments. What at first sounds like the soundtrack to a 70s film car chase is instead a pathetically crafted metaphor for, what else, but the thrill of new love. "Four to the Floor, I was sure that you would be my girl," Walsh sings lamely. This is the point in the album where you might start thinking, "C'mon, man, fucking pull yourself together! Enough with the chicks already!"

Despite these myriad complaints, Silence Is Easy actually has its share of tolerable moments. Walsh is undoubtedly talented and his songs can be endearing even in their shameless mushiness. Give him some time to shake off this Phil Spector phase (he'll ruin you like a diseased whore, Walsh!) and who knows how he'll develop musically. For now, silence would be better.
Starsailor got a 4.9 from pitchfork?

Wow thats 0.9 more than this:

http://pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/o/old-97s/fight-songs.shtml

What Fight Songs amounts to is a collection of insipidly pleasant, well- executed pop songs of some distant relation to country and, as such, a harrowing disappointment.
By far my least favorite Old 97's album. Pleasant, but certainly not as good as the rest. Or as Ken calls it "our wussy album". I'm starting to like pitchfork more i reckon.

Originally posted by markie:
Starsailor got a 4.9 from pitchfork?

Wow thats 0.9 more than this:

http://pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/o/old-97s/fight-songs.shtml

What Fight Songs amounts to is a collection of insipidly pleasant, well- executed pop songs of some distant relation to country and, as such, a harrowing disappointment.
who cares about starsailor, i wanna know when this talented duo from translyvania will hit our shores with their smash hit "cheeky song (touch my bum"

for smackie's approval

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Cheeky!
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
who cares about starsailor, i wanna know when this talented duo from translyvania will hit our shores with their smash hit "cheeky song (touch my bum"
ha ha. . that song was written by their mother.
Pitchfork crap? I disagree with that one. They are usually pretty fair…I don't always agree with them, but for the most part I agree with their reviews.
Originally posted by bunnyman:
I don't always agree with them, but for the most part I agree with their reviews.
err what? It's a review site.
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
who cares about starsailor, i wanna know when this talented duo from translyvania will hit our shores with their smash hit "cheeky song (touch my bum"

for smackie's approval

As long as smackie remembers mankie saw them first. :p
probably because tehy're a bunch of 22 year old snots that read in some book about how wonderful Joy Division and Velvet Underground were.

Originally posted by bunnyman:
Pitchfork crap? I disagree with that one. They are usually pretty fair…I don't always agree with them, but for the most part I agree with their reviews.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] probably because tehy're a bunch of 22 year old snots that read in some book about how wonderful Joy Division and Velvet Underground were.

Geesh Rhett,get over it already.How many days are you gonna go on about them.We get it,you don't like em.Big deal.Just be glad there's alt country so you can enjoy yourself some music :roll: I'm 43 and I love those bands,and I didn't read it in a book.I listened and learned that there's a big world outside of ones own coccoon.And it's not always pleasant.Say what you will but they have millions of fans,how bout you?I can understand that it's not your bag,but why be so condescending?Does it somehow make you feel better?I don't get it.Nor should I care i suppose.You're one strange fellow.
It's a personal vendetta against pitchfork for their denigrating coverage of alt-country, when they even bother to cover it at all.



Originally posted by SPARX:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] probably because tehy're a bunch of 22 year old snots that read in some book about how wonderful Joy Division and Velvet Underground were.

Geesh Rhett,get over it already.How many days are you gonna go on about them.We get it,you don't like em.Big deal.Just be glad there's alt country so you can enjoy yourself some music :roll: I'm 43 and I love those bands,and I didn't read it in a book.I listened and learned that there's a big world outside of ones own coccoon.And it's not always pleasant.Say what you will but they have millions of fans,how bout you?I can understand that it's not your bag,but why be so condescending?Does it somehow make you feel better?I don't get it.Nor should I care i suppose.You're one strange fellow.
Also, at 43, you're old enough to have been around and appreciated VU and JD back when they were making music.

I remember back in the mid-80s what attracted me to the alternative rock scene was that it was a reaction to how the mainstream worshipped classic rock from the 70's.

22 year olds listening to classive alternative rock like VU and JD is about as boring as when I was 22 and people were listening to crap like Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd.

Originally posted by SPARX:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] probably because tehy're a bunch of 22 year old snots that read in some book about how wonderful Joy Division and Velvet Underground were.

Geesh Rhett,get over it already.How many days are you gonna go on about them.We get it,you don't like em.Big deal.Just be glad there's alt country so you can enjoy yourself some music :roll: I'm 43 and I love those bands,and I didn't read it in a book.I listened and learned that there's a big world outside of ones own coccoon.And it's not always pleasant.Say what you will but they have millions of fans,how bout you?I can understand that it's not your bag,but why be so condescending?Does it somehow make you feel better?I don't get it.Nor should I care i suppose.You're one strange fellow.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] It's a personal vendetta against pitchfork for their denigrating coverage of alt-country, when they even bother to cover it at all.



What does that have to do with your desparaging comments about the late Ian Curtis?Let the man rest in peace,he obviously didn't have it while he was here.Talking badly of the dead is just wrong and pointless IMHO.But if it floats your boat…
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
22 year olds listening to classive alternative rock like VU and JD is about as boring as when I was 22 and people were listening to crap like Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd.
hey, they rule!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Also, at 43, you're old enough to have been around and appreciated VU and JD back when they were making music.

I remember back in the mid-80s what attracted me to the alternative rock scene was that it was a reaction to how the mainstream worshipped classic rock from the 70's.

22 year olds listening to classive alternative rock like VU and JD is about as boring as when I was 22 and people were listening to crap like Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd.
If they had installed the search function, I could find the posts in which you stated you thought the best music was from the 1930s and 1940s.

But you weren't around then, so I guess you're just some 36-year old snot who read in a book how wonderful that music was.
probably because tehy're a bunch of 22 year old snots that read in some book about how wonderful Joy Division and Velvet Underground were.

Those look more like disparaging comments pitchfork writers than they do about ian curtis, don't they?

And why can't I comment on my opinion of a band? If they didn't want people to have opinions of them, they should never have released music to the public. The guy hangs himself and thus people aren't allowed to have a negative opinion of his work? I suppose we're all supposed to worship at the alter of Milli Vanilli as well?


Originally posted by SPARX:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] It's a personal vendetta against pitchfork for their denigrating coverage of alt-country, when they even bother to cover it at all.



What does that have to do with your desparaging comments about the late Ian Curtis?Let the man rest in peace,he obviously didn't have it while he was here.Talking badly of the dead is just wrong and pointless IMHO.But if it floats your boat…
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:

And why can't I comment on my opinion of a band?



To reiterate:
[.But if it floats your boat…
[/QB]
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:

I remember back in the mid-80s what attracted me to the alternative rock scene was that it was a reaction to how the mainstream worshipped classic rock from the 70's.
I remember back in 89 (I was 16), when I bought the album I still incorrectly think is called "andy warhol". I recall not really knowing anything about the VU. But hey Andy Warhol was cool, and the record has a great cover and hell it was a Great British Pound from a car boot sale.

I remember all these details because the record blew me away. It has great pacing , the momentum of heroin alone is astounding.


Just because you find something staid or boring, doesnt mean it isnt dramatically better than the vast majority of current releases. I suspect people will continue to buy andy warhol in the years to come and enjoy it as mch as I did.