very funny……
What Sven could learn from me
http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/comment/story/0,,1790557,00.html
Mark E Smith
Monday June 5, 2006
The Guardian
Running the national football team is very much like running my group,
the Fall. As a manager, you've got to maintain a certain detachment from
your players, and it's the same with my musicians. When we're on tour, I
sit at the back of the bus. We're friendly but the secret of it is never
get too ally-pally. You can have a pint or two together now and again
but you don't want to be going round their houses.
You don't want people to get too comfortable, because if they do,
there's no way they'll be on top of their game. It's not a job for life.
I see the Fall being like a football team with a two- or three-year
cycle. There's always going to be a period where I'll need a new
centre-forward.
I always like to keep a strong subs' bench of people who can step into
the breach, cos you never know when you might need them in an emergency.
[Smith is currently touring the US with pickup musicians, after a
guitarist, drummer and bassist became the latest of around 50
"ex-players" who have sadly and suddenly departed from the Fall.]
You want a manager that's hard but not stupid. I met Manchester City
manager Stuart Pearce on the transfer bus on the way to Amsterdam. He's
a hard case. Some lads were going up to say hello, but he had this air
of "That's all you're gonna get". I like Pearce but I couldn't stand
Kevin Keegan. I saw him on telly once when City were playing Newcastle
and he went up to the Newcastle fans, shaking their hands. The City
players were looking at him, appalled. No surprise he never won a game
against Newcastle or Liverpool.
The way the England team is now is ridiculous. A team of superstars is
like a supergroup. It's like picking the best guitarist in Britain, the
best drummer and the best singer, and expecting them to produce
something that isn't prog-rock mush. It doesn't work: this England team
will never work at the highest level. I know that. See, Sir Alf Ramsey
[who managed England's 1966 World Cup win] - people never liked him for
it, but he'd always have the full-backs from the second division. He
took players and moulded them, like I do with musicians. Gordon Banks,
the goalkeeper, was from Stoke City, who were bottom of the first
division. They'd conceded more goals that World Cup season than anybody
else. But it works. You want a goalie who gets bloody shot at every
week! You don't want the Arsenal or Spurs goalie or whoever in any
national team, because he's never got anything to do! He might pull off
the occasional beautiful save, but he's never gonna be any good against
a gang of Poles or whoever who know full well they're going to face the
firing squad if they don't score.
Mind you, I shouldn't be talking about England. My wife's Greek, and
when Greece won their first game in the [2004] European championships, I
said, "Put a bet on now." We didn't put the bet on, but I know these
things. Two of my mates put £500 on at 250-1. When Greece won the
tournament the wife went crazy, absolutely mad. We even ran a Greek flag
up in the front garden. We were very popular that week"
· Mark E Smith was talking to Dave Simpson.
What Sven could learn from me
http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/comment/story/0,,1790557,00.html
Mark E Smith
Monday June 5, 2006
The Guardian
Running the national football team is very much like running my group,
the Fall. As a manager, you've got to maintain a certain detachment from
your players, and it's the same with my musicians. When we're on tour, I
sit at the back of the bus. We're friendly but the secret of it is never
get too ally-pally. You can have a pint or two together now and again
but you don't want to be going round their houses.
You don't want people to get too comfortable, because if they do,
there's no way they'll be on top of their game. It's not a job for life.
I see the Fall being like a football team with a two- or three-year
cycle. There's always going to be a period where I'll need a new
centre-forward.
I always like to keep a strong subs' bench of people who can step into
the breach, cos you never know when you might need them in an emergency.
[Smith is currently touring the US with pickup musicians, after a
guitarist, drummer and bassist became the latest of around 50
"ex-players" who have sadly and suddenly departed from the Fall.]
You want a manager that's hard but not stupid. I met Manchester City
manager Stuart Pearce on the transfer bus on the way to Amsterdam. He's
a hard case. Some lads were going up to say hello, but he had this air
of "That's all you're gonna get". I like Pearce but I couldn't stand
Kevin Keegan. I saw him on telly once when City were playing Newcastle
and he went up to the Newcastle fans, shaking their hands. The City
players were looking at him, appalled. No surprise he never won a game
against Newcastle or Liverpool.
The way the England team is now is ridiculous. A team of superstars is
like a supergroup. It's like picking the best guitarist in Britain, the
best drummer and the best singer, and expecting them to produce
something that isn't prog-rock mush. It doesn't work: this England team
will never work at the highest level. I know that. See, Sir Alf Ramsey
[who managed England's 1966 World Cup win] - people never liked him for
it, but he'd always have the full-backs from the second division. He
took players and moulded them, like I do with musicians. Gordon Banks,
the goalkeeper, was from Stoke City, who were bottom of the first
division. They'd conceded more goals that World Cup season than anybody
else. But it works. You want a goalie who gets bloody shot at every
week! You don't want the Arsenal or Spurs goalie or whoever in any
national team, because he's never got anything to do! He might pull off
the occasional beautiful save, but he's never gonna be any good against
a gang of Poles or whoever who know full well they're going to face the
firing squad if they don't score.
Mind you, I shouldn't be talking about England. My wife's Greek, and
when Greece won their first game in the [2004] European championships, I
said, "Put a bet on now." We didn't put the bet on, but I know these
things. Two of my mates put £500 on at 250-1. When Greece won the
tournament the wife went crazy, absolutely mad. We even ran a Greek flag
up in the front garden. We were very popular that week"
· Mark E Smith was talking to Dave Simpson.
