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Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 07:20 PM UTC #
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ggw
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 07:25 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
CQ body splash
Congressional Quarterly makes a body splash?
mankie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 07:30 PM UTC #
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
CQ body splash
Congressional Quarterly makes a body splash?
I thought he meant Colin Quinn…who the hell wants to smell like Colin Quinn?
Jaguär
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 07:30 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
"Here is a list of beloved activities of the gay culture straights have shamefully copied! Read it and cry for the future of the gay lifestyle!"

Dildo play
Cumming on faces (commonly referred to as "facials")
Penis piercings
Dirty talk (includes answering machine messages and phone dating lines)
Biker tattoos (and the biker culture in general)
CQ body splash
"Butch" crew cuts
Key chains with lots of keys that don't have locks
Sexual asphyxiation
Rimming
Enemas
Ricky Martin-style silk shirts
Italian silver cock rings
Coconut scent hair gel
Promiscuous, anonymous sex in public places
Barebacking (sex without condoms)
Thong and Speedo swimwear
Ass slapping during sex
Just like triangles, rainbows and the color lavender, gays do not own any of these things. In fact, if it weren't for "barebacking", none of us would even be here to argue needlessly about this.

They can keep the rimming and enemas. :(
Rhett Miller
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 07:37 PM UTC #
Since when did straights copy barebacking? Seems like they have been doing that since, oh, about the time of Adam and Eve, or whoever was the first to reproduce.
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 07:59 PM UTC #
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Celeste
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:10 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
I should listen to a man who asked Celeste to sign this pre-nup..?
This is ridiculous! When a woman marries a man, she is supposed to do whatever he demands of her sexually. It's her wifely duty.
mankie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:21 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguär:
They can keep the rimming and enemas. :)
markie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:28 PM UTC #
erm, Jag, do you really want to see Mankie in Thong and Speedo swimwear?
mankie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:35 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bubba:
erm, Jag, do you really want to see Mankie in Thong and Speedo swimwear?
Oh yeah, sorry, delete that one too!
markie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:41 PM UTC #
Penis piercings?
markie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:42 PM UTC #
acutually the list is pretty poor, Prince Albert was a penis piercing pioneer way before it was legal to be homosexual……
mankie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:42 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Bubba:
Penis piercings?
Doesn't have to be my wee-wee, she can pierce someone else's.
mankie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:48 PM UTC #
I'll pass on the Ricky Martin style silk shirts too, I'll let markie keep that one.

BTW…if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay :roll: how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?
Celeste
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 08:52 PM UTC #
Originally posted by mankie:
…if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay :roll: how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?
keep thinking about it…he is SO gay!
Mobius
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 09:06 PM UTC #
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Jaguär
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 09:09 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Wonder what they'd do with Rhett and Celeste? :D
ggw
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 09:11 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Wonder what they'd do with Rhett and Celeste? :D
Who would be the straight guy?
Rhett Miller
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 09:11 PM UTC #
They'd all fight over who got to screw me, me being so beautiful and all…

They'd try to make Celeste shave her pits like all of them do.
mankie
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Re: Mary J. Bilge September 29, 2003 at 09:12 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by mankie:
…if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay :roll: how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?
keep thinking about it…he is SO gay!
Okay, so he's gay…how can the straight folk have copied it when the gays copied it from a gay? Italian and middle eastern men don't count.
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