sweetcell
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 09:48 PM UTC
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Belle & Sebastian
(no band member is named "belle", nor "sebastian")
jrpa
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 09:55 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
Belle & Sebastian
(no band member is named "belle", nor "sebastian")
You make a great case — they are giant phonies.
Hutch
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:41 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
Joe Russo's Almost Dead, Phish, Ween
I see a pattern…
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:42 PM UTC
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Bob Vylan
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:43 PM UTC
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Radiohead
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:43 PM UTC
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Mana
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:44 PM UTC
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Government Mule
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Rage Against The Machine
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
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Bersuit Vergabarat
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:48 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
Rage Against The Machine
So bad
Hutch
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:49 PM UTC
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Stone Temple Pilots
No idea wtf this name is and I don’t want to know
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:50 PM UTC
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J Geils Band
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:54 PM UTC
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girlSperm
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 02, 2025 at 11:57 PM UTC
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I love Prince and Queen but have always hated King.
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 03, 2025 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Air Supply
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 03, 2025 at 11:56 AM UTC
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Old crow medicine show
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 03, 2025 at 01:11 PM UTC
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Viagra Boys
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 03, 2025 at 01:11 PM UTC
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diarrhea planet
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 03, 2025 at 01:18 PM UTC
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The Fabulous Stains
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Re: Worst band names that do exist.
September 03, 2025 at 01:30 PM UTC
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By some of these metrics, I think the only good band name is The Band, which also seems to me one of the worst band names.