Worst band names that do exist.

Exit Clov! :p

I also hate all these single syllable names that have become the rage with the 15 minute crowd.
Gaye Bykers on Acid - part of the 80s Grebo scene.
I guess also would come into play, those names that either are too close to a famous band (Smashing Orange), or all too similar such as:

Superdrag
Supergrass
Superjesus
Supersuckers
Superdiamond
Originally posted by Sir HC:
I guess also would come into play, those names that either are too close to a famous band (Smashing Orange), or all too similar such as:

Superdrag
Supergrass
Superjesus
Supersuckers
Superdiamond
Super Furry Animals!
JACKYL

Goddamn I hate that name……
Green Apple Quick Step
Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
Mad At Gravity

Those two always come immediately to mind; I'm sure I'll think of dozens more later.
Love Seed Mama Jump
Originally posted by mankie:
Exit Clov! :p

I also hate all these single syllable names that have become the rage with the 15 minute crowd.
I didn't see this post till just now, and after seeing the author, I knew immediately what your choice was. Maybe you should come out on the 16th and see them play.
Honorable mentions,

String Cheese Incident


Phish (spell it right for God's sake)

All those other mis-spelled names like Mystikal or whatever it is.
Good bands, bad names

The New Deal
Broken Social Scene
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
James Taylor Quartet
The Sea And Cake
(people always confuse it as two bands, The Sea, which they've never heard of, and Cake)

Perhaps the all time worst: Insane Clown Posse
And They Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead…

Or whatever the hell the band name is.
Leftover Salmon
limp bizkit? too easy?

how about G. Love and Special Sauce (sorry, G, wherever you are)
ho hum

an opening act that played the club once. not to be confused with hum.

what idiot band names themselves ho hum …
Cooper Temple Clause
Originally posted by walkie hearts you all:
limp bizkit? too easy?

how about G. Love and Special Sauce (sorry, G, wherever you are)
yeah and i don't want to know what his special sauce is..

Ratt, Styx, wasp? all bad.
Lubricated Goat
Originally posted by thirsty moore:
Green Apple Quick Step
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

They ought to play a show with Dingleberry Dynasty.
I like TOD. I think that's a cool ass name…very storylike :D