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mankie

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Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 03:08 PM UTC #

Mexico knocked the USA out of Olympic qualifying in both Baseball (which the USA likes to think they have the World Champs…NOT) and footie.

chortle, chortle, chortle. :D

godsshoeshine

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 03:35 PM UTC #

u.s. plays boring soccer anyway, who wants to see them in the olympics?

kosmo

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 03:46 PM UTC #

i'll bet the us would beat the mexican in hockey. oh wait hockey is the national sport of canada. nevermind…

mankie

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 03:50 PM UTC #

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
i'll bet the us would beat the mexican in hockey. oh wait hockey is the national sport of canada. nevermind…

Which is why the US couldn't beat Canada! ;)

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:19 PM UTC #

Basketball is the USA natl. sport.

Rhett Miller

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:28 PM UTC #

Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:30 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.

Be gentle. All he really wanted was asylum.

mankie

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:38 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Basketball is the USA natl. sport.

Which was also invented by a Canadian, based on the ladies game of "netball".

mankie

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:40 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.
Be gentle. All he really wanted was asylum.

I think you mean ass-ylum.

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:42 PM UTC #

Originally posted by mankie:
Which was also invented by a Canadian, based on the ladies game of "netball".

Everything's based on something, mankie old sod. I'm sure even water polo was based upon two Visigoths punching a Vandal's stuffed head about in a muddy pond.

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:43 PM UTC #

Originally posted by mankie:

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Mexicans also win the award for chivalry based on the guy who lunged at my wife and tried to kiss her as she walked home from work yesterday.

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.
Be gentle. All he really wanted was asylum.
I think you mean ass-ylum.

In any event, George W. Bush wants more like him to come on up here.

ggw

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 04:43 PM UTC #

I'm still looking for the "funny story" in this thread.

Barcelona

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:15 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.

If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador.

Rhett Miller

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:17 PM UTC #

If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.

Originally posted by Barcelona:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.
If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador.

mankie

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:18 PM UTC #

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
I'm still looking for the "funny story" in this thread.

Sore loser?

thirsty moore

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:20 PM UTC #

Depends on how they taught him.

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.

Celeste

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:20 PM UTC #

Originally posted by mankie:
I think you mean ass-ylum.

well, if he had made contact, what he would have got was an ass-kicking!

Rhett Miller

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:24 PM UTC #

And if I had been there, some of my regurgitated booger snot.

Originally posted by Celeste:

Originally posted by mankie:
I think you mean ass-ylum.
well, if he had made contact, what he would have got was an ass-kicking!

Barcelona

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:25 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.

Originally posted by Barcelona:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.
If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador.

Like your parents taught you to be nice to people from other countries and not generalize?

Rhett Miller

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Re: Funny Story February 11, 2004 at 06:26 PM UTC #

I AM nice to those who are nice to me.

Originally posted by Barcelona:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
If his mother and father had taught him how to act toward women, it would not have happened.

Originally posted by Barcelona:

Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:

or maybe he was Salvordorean…for certain he was trash.
If the US foreign policy in Central America between the 50s and 80s hadn't been that fascist, maybe this wouldn't have happened and this guy would be living peacefully in El Salvador.
Like your parents taught you to be nice to people from other countries and not generalize?