Note:I am not a mom, I'm only 15. Just letting everyone know since I'm talking about 'my kids' and stuff….just talking about when I get older and I DO have kids.
Near-nude Britney shuns sexy image
Originally posted by Jaguär:Well that's just killed one of my fantasies Jag! ;)
Speaking as a heterosexual female,
As for soccer mums…as an ex-coach of an all girls soccer team ages 14/15, I can assure you there are some "foxy soccer-mommas" driving around in those mini-vans. "MILF" is definately appropiate.
Originally posted by SystemOfADown32188:me, too…but alas, I am just a porky midget…
Yeah, I only wish I had her body.
Originally posted by mankie:Yes, I'm sure that there are plenty of them. I'm just not interested in any of them myself. ;)
Originally posted by Jaguär:Well that's just killed one of my fantasies Jag! ;)
Speaking as a heterosexual female,
As for soccer mums…as an ex-coach of an all girls soccer team ages 14/15, I can assure you there are some "foxy soccer-mommas" driving around in those mini-vans. "MILF" is definately appropiate.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Jaguär:Well that's just killed one of my fantasies Jag! :(
Speaking as a heterosexual female,
Originally posted by duIcinea:LOL. And a heroine, of sorts. You inadvertantly did something that even GGW couldn't do.
Originally posted by SystemOfADown32188:me, too…but alas, I am just a porky midget…
Yeah, I only wish I had her body.
Originally posted by Jaguär:whaddayamean?
Originally posted by duIcinea:LOL. And a heroine, of sorts. You inadvertantly did something that even GGW couldn't do.
Originally posted by SystemOfADown32188:me, too…but alas, I am just a porky midget…
Yeah, I only wish I had her body.
Originally posted by duIcinea:Oh, let's just say that you started the landslide that led to a certain departure.
whaddayamean?
I'll miss 'em but a few others won't.
Originally posted by Jaguär:is this that whole controversy about those people who thought they were so hot? I don't know…I have a freind who is thinner than me and she always tells me that if I just went jogging with her or laid off the Doritos I'd look better, my mom gets on my case, too…I'm not really that fat. whatever. it didn't really bother me that much I'm used to that shit from people.
Originally posted by duIcinea:Oh, let's just say that you started the landslide that led to a certain departure.
whaddayamean?
I'll miss 'em but a few others won't.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by MindCage:How do you make a blonde a brunette? ;)
Oh and 10 to 1 that beaver has a landing strip :D…that's not blond!
MindCage
Mindless Faith
Deep6 Productions
Originally posted by duIcinea:is this that whole controversy about those people who thought they were so hot? I don't know…I have a freind who is thinner than me and she always tells me that if I just went jogging with her or laid off the Doritos I'd look better, my mom gets on my case, too…I'm not really that fat. whatever. it didn't really bother me that much I'm used to that shit from people.
To quote The Pariah, "Ding Ding DING!"
Just lay off that self doubt. According to those charts, I'm right where I should be and believe me, I'm no Britney Spears. :roll:
Originally posted by MindCage:
Originally posted by mankie:Turn her upside down?
Originally posted by MindCage:How do you make a blonde a brunette? ;)
Oh and 10 to 1 that beaver has a landing strip :D…that's not blond!
MindCage
Mindless Faith
Deep6 Productions
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by MindCage:
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by MindCage:How do you make a blonde a brunette? :D
Oh and 10 to 1 that beaver has a landing strip :D…that's not blond!
MindCage
Mindless Faith
Deep6 Productions
LOLOLOLOL
And that was just a guess.
What do I win? :D
And that was just a guess.
What do I win? :D
Similar joke….a lot nastier.
What do you get if you turn a blond upside down??
A brunette with tuna breath.
What do you get if you turn a blond upside down??
A brunette with tuna breath.
They're only bitches to you 'cause you're trying to pick them up on the street with your wedding ring on :p
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Doctor Doom:Unfortunately they're all demeaning, my shit doesn't stink…DC BITCHES! I'll take skank over bitch any day…
I could find a dozen sexier women in downtown DC at lunchtime any day of the week.
(Disclaimer)
My wife is neither skank or bitch…I got very lucky when I found her.
britney has a nice body, but she works her ass of for it. I dont' think she has a pretty face. the rest of her is just ugly. nudity is all she's worth
that's my opinion. not catty. I have no reason to be catty.
esquire as a magazine rocks imo…they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome. even their nudity is classy and sexy.
rhett and celeste left? what happened?? someone clue me in…
that's my opinion. not catty. I have no reason to be catty.
esquire as a magazine rocks imo…they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome. even their nudity is classy and sexy.
rhett and celeste left? what happened?? someone clue me in…
Originally posted by bigtitswsmallbrain4u38573295738:i agree. she's not like a hot sort of exotic beauty (like milla jovovich or someone like that) and she has to work out for about 659083 hours a week to look that good. plus, she most likely goes tanning hardcore. anyone will look better with a tan. and i'm sure the wonderful techniques of airbrushing are also helpful. i'm not bitter. it just helps me feel better when i see celebrities looking all hot in magazines, because more often than not, they look like shite without all of the makeup.
britney has a nice body, but she works her ass of for it. I dont' think she has a pretty face. the rest of her is just ugly. nudity is all she's worth
that's my opinion. not catty. I have no reason to be catty.
esquire as a magazine rocks imo…they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome. even their nudity is classy and sexy.
rhett and celeste left? what happened?? someone clue me in…
rhett and celeste absconded?! ostracized?! oo gossip!
Originally posted by paige:milla is gorgeous, utterly gorgeous. I don't like that fake tan fake blonde beach slutty beach girl look…
Originally posted by bigtitswsmallbrain4u38573295738:i agree. she's not like a hot sort of exotic beauty (like milla jovovich or someone like that) and she has to work out for about 659083 hours a week to look that good. plus, she most likely goes tanning hardcore. anyone will look better with a tan. and i'm sure the wonderful techniques of airbrushing are also helpful. i'm not bitter. it just helps me feel better when i see celebrities looking all hot in magazines, because more often than not, they look like shite without all of the makeup.
britney has a nice body, but she works her ass of for it. I dont' think she has a pretty face. the rest of her is just ugly. nudity is all she's worth
that's my opinion. not catty. I have no reason to be catty.
esquire as a magazine rocks imo…they have exquisite fashion taste and their photography is awesome. even their nudity is classy and sexy.
rhett and celeste left? what happened?? someone clue me in…
rhett and celeste absconded?! ostracized?! oo gossip!
honestly somethings are best left unsaid at this point… feelings were greatly hurt… and certain members left the board voluntarily.