but rumor has it that they're totally into sharpies.
Black Cat to ban Flip Flops
Originally posted by cale:??????????????????????????????
I am a straight guy. But since I carry make-up and moisturizer in my purse, I'm not about to call it a bag or man-bag or messenger bag or murse or whatever. It's a fucking purse with travel size hair product in it.
Secondly - fuck flip flops. I don't wear them, I think men look like douches when they do wear them, and nobody should be wearing them to rock and roll shows.
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I agree futurehomeboy. Cale is totally a calculator robot.
That calculator robot looks like it just pooped a penny.
Originally posted by mbg73:How is it going to wipe it's arse…it has no fingers?
That calculator robot looks like it just pooped a penny.
Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:Guess we'll have to ask cale, since he's the only calculator robot on the board. I still can't believe that that Black Cat banned calculator robots.
Originally posted by mbg73:How is it going to wipe it's arse…it has no fingers?
That calculator robot looks like it just pooped a penny.
Sounds painful yet kinky.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
but rumor has it that they're totally into sharpies.
Originally posted by mbg73:LOL
Guess we'll have to ask cale, since he's the only calculator robot on the board. I still can't believe that that Black Cat banned calculator robots.
Apparently Flip-flops make you waddle too!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Ban flip-flops, bring sexy back!***
I experienced a revelation while walking through downtown yesterday. I have long despised the current ultra-flat flip-flop trend among women but couldn't quite put my finger on why. As I was walking behind a lady with my gaze modestly cast downward toward her feet, I observed her shuffling, skewed-toe gait. I realized that the reason for this acute foot angle was to better prevent her little flip-flops from flying off. The net result of this understandable and natural flip-flop preservation mechanism is to create an overall walk that is actually more of a waddle. And then I began to see it everywhere - all the girls wearing flip-flops were walking in this kind of undignified trundling manner. What happened to stodgily-dressed, conservative DC? I long for the smart and classy fashion of women in old Hollywood. The casual look has gone too far. I guess the equality of the sexes has really come to pass - now women are as slovenly as guys. This flip-flop hegemony has got to end. I want to see women walking with their toes out in front of them, tall and proud. Have some dignity, have some posture, ban the flip-flops, bring sexy back!
Completely coincidentally, I came across this article in Tuesday's Express that offers a solution to this very problem. It notes that not only does walking with toes pointed straight ahead improve posture, it also burns more calories! Ladies, I'm telling you, you have to start this revolution!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Ban flip-flops, bring sexy back!***
I experienced a revelation while walking through downtown yesterday. I have long despised the current ultra-flat flip-flop trend among women but couldn't quite put my finger on why. As I was walking behind a lady with my gaze modestly cast downward toward her feet, I observed her shuffling, skewed-toe gait. I realized that the reason for this acute foot angle was to better prevent her little flip-flops from flying off. The net result of this understandable and natural flip-flop preservation mechanism is to create an overall walk that is actually more of a waddle. And then I began to see it everywhere - all the girls wearing flip-flops were walking in this kind of undignified trundling manner. What happened to stodgily-dressed, conservative DC? I long for the smart and classy fashion of women in old Hollywood. The casual look has gone too far. I guess the equality of the sexes has really come to pass - now women are as slovenly as guys. This flip-flop hegemony has got to end. I want to see women walking with their toes out in front of them, tall and proud. Have some dignity, have some posture, ban the flip-flops, bring sexy back!
Completely coincidentally, I came across this article in Tuesday's Express that offers a solution to this very problem. It notes that not only does walking with toes pointed straight ahead improve posture, it also burns more calories! Ladies, I'm telling you, you have to start this revolution!
Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:was playing online last night and it's probably the best online gaming experience i've had in awhile, don't feel like i'm totally getting my ass handed to me.. it's cool to get that power up that rockets you from last place past other players.. nice online playing implementation as well, very smooth
Originally posted by kosmo:I played this today, and you are correct, sir.
mario kart for the wii still rocks
Originally posted by Erinaceous Sonickus:One of my pet peeves of DC was women who wore trainers with business suits while commuting to work….buy shoes that fucking fit and don't hurt, you stupid bitch
Apparently Flip-flops make you waddle too!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Ban flip-flops, bring sexy back!***
I experienced a revelation while walking through downtown yesterday. I have long despised the current ultra-flat flip-flop trend among women but couldn't quite put my finger on why. As I was walking behind a lady with my gaze modestly cast downward toward her feet, I observed her shuffling, skewed-toe gait. I realized that the reason for this acute foot angle was to better prevent her little flip-flops from flying off. The net result of this understandable and natural flip-flop preservation mechanism is to create an overall walk that is actually more of a waddle. And then I began to see it everywhere - all the girls wearing flip-flops were walking in this kind of undignified trundling manner. What happened to stodgily-dressed, conservative DC? I long for the smart and classy fashion of women in old Hollywood. The casual look has gone too far. I guess the equality of the sexes has really come to pass - now women are as slovenly as guys. This flip-flop hegemony has got to end. I want to see women walking with their toes out in front of them, tall and proud. Have some dignity, have some posture, ban the flip-flops, bring sexy back!
Completely coincidentally, I came across this article in Tuesday's Express that offers a solution to this very problem. It notes that not only does walking with toes pointed straight ahead improve posture, it also burns more calories! Ladies, I'm telling you, you have to start this revolution!
Then one day I started to notice men doing the same, it was at that point I knew I had to get out of that city, or turn into a serial trainer-wearer killer.
Originally posted by kosmo:I haven't played it online. Someone brought their wii over and it was alot of fun. I still don't know if I'd play one without other people there, but the Mario Kart is making me wonder…
was playing online last night and it's probably the best online gaming experience i've had in awhile, don't feel like i'm totally getting my ass handed to me.. it's cool to get that power up that rockets you from last place past other players.. nice online playing implementation as well, very smooth
Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:What's this "trainer" you speak of?
One of my pet peeves of DC was women who wore trainers with business suits while commuting to work….buy shoes that fucking fit and don't hurt, you stupid bitch
Then one day I started to notice men doing the same, it was at that point I knew I had to get out of that city, or turn into a serial trainer-wearer killer.
Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:fucking hell you're acting old and grumpy…
One of my pet peeves of DC was women who wore trainers with business suits while commuting to work….buy shoes that fucking fit and don't hurt, you stupid bitch
they DID buy themselves shoes that fucking fit and don't hurt: they're called running shoes (AKA "trainers").
I'm going to agree with Mankie here. Sneakers and suits are cheap looking. Why spend all of that money on a suit and then make it look stupid by wearing sneakers.
for comfort during a commute
Originally posted by mbg73:5318008
Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:Guess we'll have to ask cale, since he's the only calculator robot on the board. I still can't believe that that Black Cat banned calculator robots.
Originally posted by mbg73:How is it going to wipe it's arse…it has no fingers?
That calculator robot looks like it just pooped a penny.
Originally posted by cale::eek:
5318008
If one was truly interested in comfort, they wouldn't be wearing a suit.
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
for comfort during a commute
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:ive never worn a suit to work regularly, but it is much faster to change shoes than an entire outfit
If one was truly interested in comfort, they wouldn't be wearing a suit.
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
for comfort during a commute