Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop

yes, this movie looks potentially funny.  i might see it if there is nothing else showing, but i don't think i'll be planning to see this one in advance. it's pretty low on my films-to-see list. 

chaz wrote:
I'm not even sure who you are talking about..

But ewww.

i don't get why that's an "ewwww".  straight men lust after womens' body parts, including those parts, why wouldn't you expect the ladies to occasionally do the same?

or was the "ewwww" generated by the thought of anyone lusting after relaxer and/or vansmack?  they're both married, so they must have some redeeming qualities with the opposite sex…

I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

On the other hand, i've never seen Relaxer, so can't comment as assuredly. However, i'm forced to guess that he landed his wife not by his being a big dick, but presumably by his having one.

sweetcell wrote:


or was the "ewwww" generated by the thought of anyone lusting after relaxer and/or vansmack?  they're both married, so they must have some redeeming qualities with the opposite sex…

ohh, now someones forcing you to make assinine assumptions about people? interesting!

Charlie wrote:
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

Actually I thought it was when it came to personality, but you're probably right - it's both.

Charlie wrote:
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

the same has been said of you, and i'm certainly also a member of the married-above-my-league club.  sonick also scored in the marriage sweepstakes.  i suspect relaxer is in the club too.

and what do we all have in common?  a very high post count.  which leads me to wonder what the relationship between the two are… does having a high post count (inference: open to communication, eager to share, etc) lead to a great mate?  or does marrying a hottie somehow drive you to waste time on message boards?  we need a grant!

Interesting hypotheses there…

I can only say that I made a career change at age 30 (prior to my joining this board) that took me from one where I was in constant communication with people in person all day long, to one where on some days I interact with nobody. Hence, the need to fill my communication gap…that's the story I'm going with!

sweetcell wrote:

Charlie wrote:
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

the same has been said of you, and i'm certainly also a member of the married-above-my-league club.  sonick also scored in the marriage sweepstakes.  i suspect relaxer is in the club too.

and what do we all have in common?  a very high post count.  which leads me to wonder what the relationship between the two are… does having a high post count (inference: open to communication, eager to share, etc) lead to a great mate?  or does marrying a hottie somehow drive you to waste time on message boards?  we need a grant!

Now I think l should see this movie.

Charlie wrote:
I think it's been well established that when it comes to looks Vansmack married way up on the foodchain. Must be the white belts.

On the other hand, i've never seen Relaxer, so can't comment as assuredly. However, i'm forced to guess that he landed his wife not by his being a big dick, but presumably by his having one.

sweetcell wrote:


or was the "ewwww" generated by the thought of anyone lusting after relaxer and/or vansmack?  they're both married, so they must have some redeeming qualities with the opposite sex…

hmm in 2009 both of these guys 'had it made' by all accounts
now in 2022 both those women are gone, are they better off?

and Sweets 'high post count' analysis seems to be bunk science at best

DeathOrFreedom wrote:
hmm in 2009 both of these guys 'had it made' by all accounts
now in 2022 both those women are gone, are they better off?

haven't kept up with relaxer, but i can assure you that smackie upgraded in that interim period.

What a weird way to talk about women. As if they are cars or something.