This movie looks pretty amazing. Anybody going?
Roll Call: Paul Blart:Mall Cop
Being pretty promiscuous with the thread-starting, aren't you. You better watch out or someone (like, say, me!) will smack you down, and then Walkonby will make some non-sequitor post that hints at supporting you, then Jaguar will come in and be all den-motherish, and then manimtired will post "LOL @ U STFU" and then Sweetcell will come in and make a reasonable appeal for calm, truth and justice, and then walkonby will make another random comment about balloons, CNN or entropy, and the thread will die.
Circle of life
Circle of life
"balloons, CNN or entropy" = much belly-laughing.
vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.
vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.
you ain't lyin, sweetcell. if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)
I'm not even sure who you are talking about..
But ewww.
But ewww.
heather wrote:
you ain't lyin, sweetcell. if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)
Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?
sweetcell wrote:
vansmack, you've got serious competition in the "boardie of the year" race.
Why don't I just retire from the competition and you can name the award after me or something?
No shit, this is important. Because, ahem [fixes hair, checks teeth], who said I was married?
The World: "I believe you did, repeatedly"
Quite right, but I ain't seein no ring on this finger.
The World: "Oh there it is, on the third finger of your left hand"
Ah so it is. But c'mon, a little hanky-wanky never hurt anyone, right?
The World: "Don't you have children? They would certainly be devastated, as would your wife and her and your families."
Y'know, I haven't been to the dentist in awhile. I should probably head over there.
/thread
The World: "I believe you did, repeatedly"
Quite right, but I ain't seein no ring on this finger.
The World: "Oh there it is, on the third finger of your left hand"
Ah so it is. But c'mon, a little hanky-wanky never hurt anyone, right?
The World: "Don't you have children? They would certainly be devastated, as would your wife and her and your families."
Y'know, I haven't been to the dentist in awhile. I should probably head over there.
/thread
vansmack wrote:heather wrote:
you ain't lyin, sweetcell. if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)
Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?
both. at the same time.
but really, my comment was more or less a loose reference to relaxer's post about ani the other day. didn't intend to gross out anyone!
That Ani post was totally POTW material.
Excuse me - just gonna change web sites for a second to check the lunar tables. There's something strange going on here lately…
ohh i'm glad you clarified, heather…it wasn't very clear…you wanna know where relaxer is tomorrow night? PM me ;)
but the real question is, did he secretly buy Ani tickets? I bet he did!
but the real question is, did he secretly buy Ani tickets? I bet he did!
heather wrote:vansmack wrote:heather wrote:
you ain't lyin, sweetcell. if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)
Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?
both. at the same time.
but really, my comment was more or less a loose reference to relaxer's post about ani the other day. didn't intend to gross out anyone!
I suppose I'm also out of the running for boardie of the year… But I not so humbly submit as proof the BPA video for "Toe Jam" see Flog for link….
Remember the key words for this video are 70's, swingers party, black bars, NSFW… and in order to watch it on YouTube one needs an account and at least acting 18 in order to set… did i menton black bars? that should be lots of black bars for any given shot most often used in pairs.
Remember the key words for this video are 70's, swingers party, black bars, NSFW… and in order to watch it on YouTube one needs an account and at least acting 18 in order to set… did i menton black bars? that should be lots of black bars for any given shot most often used in pairs.
vansmack wrote:
Excuse me - just gonna change web sites for a second to check the lunar tables. There's something strange going on here lately…
So it turns out I made it no further than youporn and the only thing I learned after searching for "heather threesome" was that relaxer is much hotter than I thought he would be…all girly parts and everything!
Heather: Length or girth? :P Cologne or natural man-smell? :P
heather wrote:vansmack wrote:heather wrote:
you ain't lyin, sweetcell. if he wasn't married & such, i'd be all over his dick ;)
Just for clarification, is this about me or relaxer?
both. at the same time.
Charlie wrote:im in
This movie looks pretty amazing. Anybody going?
can we get back to the topic at hand? i need to know if i'm the only one who is a little embarassed to secretly think that this movie actually looks hillarious.
you can't really go wrong with a fat guy and a moustache and a segway, ever.
you can't really go wrong with a fat guy and a moustache and a segway, ever.
Saw the trailers, thought it might be funny. That guy is sort of endearing. Hope it's good. If there is an actual boardie meet up, however, I'm going to another theater. All this talk about male parts and whatnot….you guys might scare me in the dark.
This is one of those movies that after seeing the trailer I thought might be very funny… heck the trailer was funny for sure…
I started 2 of the 50 most recently commented on threads, and you make an issue of it? Good thing you don't crunch numbers for a living.
Relaxer wrote:
Being pretty promiscuous with the thread-starting, aren't you. You better watch out or someone (like, say, me!) will smack you down, and then Walkonby will make some non-sequitor post that hints at supporting you, then Jaguar will come in and be all den-motherish, and then manimtired will post "LOL @ U STFU" and then Sweetcell will come in and make a reasonable appeal for calm, truth and justice, and then walkonby will make another random comment about balloons, CNN or entropy, and the thread will die.
Circle of life