James Ford
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 19, 2010 at 02:43 PM UTC
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You, your wife, and your son should feel free to join us the next time we make a nude beach excursion. Haven't been in several years, but would like to go sometime… :P
It probably wouldn't be a nice thing to do to share nude pics of an ex with others, would it? Even if I haven't talked to her since the 90's.
nkotb wrote:
Prove it. You can PM me directly with a link to the photos.
James wrote:
My wife is also an athletic 5'9", and will never be anywhere near 125. But she'll still look much better naked than the 5'9" stringbean I dated. ;)
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 19, 2010 at 07:04 PM UTC
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James wrote:
You, your wife, and your son should feel free to join us the next time we make a nude beach excursion. Haven't been in several years, but would like to go sometime… :P
It probably wouldn't be a nice thing to do to share nude pics of an ex with others, would it? Even if I haven't talked to her since the 90's.
Stop being such a prude. Sexting is the new black…
I'm in on the nude beach, I'll even be a sport and let you sit it out and I'll take Celeste and your daughter for you.
And lastly, there already were half nudey pictures of Celeste on here when she had the baby and they were very tasteful, and dare I say, she was smokin!
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 19, 2010 at 08:25 PM UTC
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Dude, smoking is not good for babies, whether while still in utero or ex utero, assuming breasts are being savaged.
Doctor Doom
Joined: April 23, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 20, 2010 at 12:48 AM UTC
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MonkeyPants wrote:
Doctor wrote:
I forgot to mention that I am 6'… and Sugartastic, thanks for the advice. :) My Chipotle order is the bean and rice burrito with cheese and guac, which I thought was relatively healthy. But neither the cheese nor the guac were probably good ideas.
The tortilla in that burrito alone is 290 calories.
Switch to the burrito bol, leave the cheese off and you cut at least 390 calories out of that burrito. You can even keep the guac, which has healthy fat that your body needs. Cheese does not have healthy fat.
But I suffer from cheesaholism. :(
vansmack
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 20, 2010 at 04:08 PM UTC
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Doctor wrote:
But I suffer from cheesaholism. :(
Milkawhat??!?!?
sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 20, 2010 at 04:22 PM UTC
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vansmack wrote:
Absurd. But I do like to randomly throw in a "Milk-a-what?!?" joke here and there…
smackie delivers.
vansmack
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 20, 2010 at 04:36 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
smackie delivers.
My new favorite joke to drop at the worst possible time is "Pandas. What a bunch of f#$%in c^nts they are."
Last night it got me a gig in June as a table reader in Hollywood for a pilot. I'll never get the gig, but it's not a stretch to think that I'll be writing for the show if it gets picked up.
Relaxer
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 21, 2010 at 01:39 PM UTC
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thirsty moore
Joined: January 11, 2000 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 21, 2010 at 04:08 PM UTC
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Magic all up in this !@#$!
Relaxer
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 21, 2010 at 05:03 PM UTC
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thirsty moore
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 21, 2010 at 07:15 PM UTC
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It's the distant look that nails it.
ggw
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Re: body image commiseration thread
April 21, 2010 at 09:58 PM UTC
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sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 08, 2022 at 02:48 AM UTC
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wanna feel better about your expanding middle?
CHECK OUT DA CHONK!!!
Space Freely
Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 08, 2022 at 11:36 AM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
wanna feel better about your expanding middle? CHECK OUT DA CHONK!!!
I thought this was going to be about Drekker beers.
sweetcell
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 11, 2022 at 07:24 PM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 11, 2022 at 08:08 PM UTC
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you didn't think this was worthy of the great head line thread?!
Fat Bear finalists face off after cheating scandal rocks voting
vansmack
Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 13, 2022 at 11:21 PM UTC
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Another one of the old threads that delivers….
GAY,GUY
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 14, 2022 at 12:52 AM UTC
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If you lose weight, are you in turn, fat phobic?
Sidehatch
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 14, 2022 at 12:52 AM UTC
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it's not lost, you burnt it
sweetcell
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Re: body image commiseration thread
October 14, 2022 at 04:38 PM UTC
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PunchHimOutHatch wrote:
it's not lost, you burnt it
oh i think it's lost… because my body always seems to find it again, eventually
