ooh, ooh . . . new batman movie . . . ooh, ooh

i do like batman movies, even the bad ones.  and the tv show versions.  and the cartoon tv show versions.  comic books and hand painted collectible figurines, too.  everything batman.  no sheets, pillows or underwear . . . i guess that would be going over the line.  but i wonder who will be the best new villian for the next film, which name seems kind of dumb.  if i got to choose, it would be solomon grundy, doctor death, and probably a revised catwoman, though m. pfeiffer did a hell of a job.  i guess anarky would be too "risky" in these times with the sudden resurgence of what is looking like a "entertainment pmrc".



if batman and catwoman's baby had a cat



Batman is my favorite. 
i've heard really good things about Batman: Under the Red Hood animated movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2c9MsP3OVs
So when you meet him, are you supposed to call him "Batman" or "The Batman"?
And do you think he gets embarrassed when smartass kids tease him while he's getting gas for the batmobile?
Relaxer wrote:
And do you think he gets embarrassed when smartass kids tease him while he's getting gas for the batmobile?


No, he just gets Robin to do the pumping.

'Holy gas guzzler, Batman! How big is this bat tank of yours!?'
Jaguar wrote:
Relaxer wrote:
And do you think he gets embarrassed when smartass kids tease him while he's getting gas for the batmobile?


No, he just gets Robin to do the pumping.

'Holy gas guzzler, Batman! How big is this bat tank of yours!?'


god . . . now i'm all hot.
so . . . catwoman and bane it is.  but anne hathaway?  hmmm.  have to let that one sink in.  somehow, i feel she will not top michelle pfeiffer.  don't know much about tom hardy, but somehow he doesn't seem large, as in human size, to play bane.
Batman is ga….oh wait, never mind!  ;D

Frank wrote:
Batman is ga….oh wait, never mind!  ;D




no, aquaman is gay . . . batman is bi.   ;)
I'm having trouble envisioning how Catwoman can fit into Nolan's Batman. She seems a bit too campy without the underlying malevolence.

As far as Bane, I'm already having flashbacks to the cluster-f*ck that was Batman and Robin.
Ann Hathaway has the sex appeal of kitty litter so hey, great pick!
I don't like big production movies, more of a indie/sundance type of bloke.

I used to love the original batman tv show when it was all campy and stuff. Although Robin will always be Robin to me, even though he's now a bad-ass NCIS LA agent!!!
I don't think Anne Hathaway is hot, Selina Kyle is supposed to be smokin' and I just don't buy Hathaway as that. I'm sure she'll be amazing somehow though. Nolan's done some damn find movies including the last 2 Batman movies [duh] so I think that trend is going to continue and can't wait to see his Bane. I hope he kicks Batman's ass for 3 hours.

I've heard Bane breaks Batman's back and Catwoman attacks Bane to avenge Batman? That would be interesting…
runwhiteyrun06 wrote:
I'm having trouble envisioning how Catwoman can fit into Nolan's Batman. She seems a bit too campy without the underlying malevolence.

As far as Bane, I'm already having flashbacks to the cluster-f*ck that was Batman and Robin.


I LOVE "Batman and Robin" and "Batman Forever".  I'm not being ironic, either.  They're like live-action comic books.  I never understood why comic fans think Batman movies have to be darker and more serious than "Schindler's List."

I actually think Nolan's two are extremely overrated.  Can you IMAGINE "The Dark Knight" without The Joker?  That movie would be AWFUL.  Christian Bale has negative charisma.  And that voice!  You thought "Batman and Robin" was funny and campy?

I'll forever be disappointed that because "Batman and Robin" was considered the worst film of all time by 35 year-old blog-writing virgins (which is impossible since Russell Brand, Ashton Kutcher and Adam Sandler all were not in "Batman and Robin") they never got the opportunity to make the fifth one, "Batman Triumphant" which would have had Chris O'Donnell become Nightwing and introduce a new Robin.

Brian
Brian_Wallace wrote:
runwhiteyrun06 wrote:
I'm having trouble envisioning how Catwoman can fit into Nolan's Batman. She seems a bit too campy without the underlying malevolence.

As far as Bane, I'm already having flashbacks to the cluster-f*ck that was Batman and Robin.



Can you IMAGINE "The Dark Knight" without The Joker?  That movie would be AWFUL. 

Brian

Can you imagine ANY superhero movie without a villain? It would be awful! That's the point.
i honestly feel this batman movie will be the last.  just as in iron man 2 (which sucked so hard, the director bowed out of part 3) the villians here will ruin the film.  has nobody ever heard of when villians have been done before, you don't do them again.  i really feel heath's joker pales in comparison to jack's joker, and nothing will eclipse michelle's catwoman . . . nothing.
Seriously? Jack's Joker was Jack in Joker make-up. A fucking shame.