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I think the solution to babies injuring themselves with butcher knives is not to get rid of Americans' freedom to own knives, but rather to introduce butcher knives to babies at a much younger age with proper knife education classes to avoid accidental knife injuries.

Butcher knives don't kill babies; babies kill babies.

babies kill babies?  arent they playing comet some time soon?

Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

In the whole world? More than malnutrition? More than car accidents?

I think by "14" you actually mean "1" and by "sleeping in bed with parents" you actually mean "suffocation" (which can happen in a crib as well)….at least according to Table 1 in this link:

http://www.cdc.gov/safechild/NAP/background.html

atomic wrote:
Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

walkonby wrote:
babies kill babies?  arent they playing comet some time soon?

Hexenjagd and azaghal1981 are already in line at the door.

I've never been to Comet.

If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it…

Hexenjagd wrote:
If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it…

Dont do that. Sidehatch would want it or I have a friend who'll take it. Get your $$ back.

Hexenjagd wrote:
If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it…

but if you are going to burn it, what hypothetically would you be eating during?

Fajitas, chili, or bulgolgi.

Thread jacked.

I'm not going to burn it.

Side hatch pm me.

Hexenjagd wrote:
Fajitas, chili, or bulgolgi.

art, not art, mega-art

I figured as much.

Hexenjagd wrote:
I'm not going to burn it.

Side hatch pm me.

YAY!! WE FOUND SIDEHATCH A TICKET!! Huzzah, huzzah!!!

Community +1, Killsaly +1!!!

funny…I've kind of been avoiding this thread purely based on the subject line
And here I find I'm somehow the center of attention :P

I have a ticket.
but I do plan a self immolation around the 15 minute mark as a tribute to Andy
So… if you were thinking of finding me at the show, look for the ball of fire on the left side of the stage
It will be hard to miss

Sidehatch wrote:
funny…I've kind of been avoiding this thread purely based on the subject line
And here I find I'm somehow the center of attention :P

I have a ticket.
but I do plan a self immolation around the 15 minute mark as a tribute to Andy
So… if you were thinking of finding me at the show, look for the ball of fire on the left side of the stage
It will be hard to miss

can I interest you in a Juliens America sponsored gin and tonic before you set yourself on fire?

I really would love to meet as many members of our community that I have not already met as possible at the show and tell you some of my great ideas for our little haven of the web!

James wrote:
In the whole world? More than malnutrition? More than car accidents?

I think by "14" you actually mean "1" and by "sleeping in bed with parents" you actually mean "suffocation" (which can happen in a crib as well)….at least according to Table 1 in this link:

http://www.cdc.gov/safechild/NAP/background.html

atomic wrote:
Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

Actually I mean 14.  If you look at that chart you provided and counted up suffocation you would see it is the leading cause of death. 

Julian, wrote:

Sidehatch wrote:
I do plan a self immolation around the 15 minute mark as a tribute to Andy
So… if you were thinking of finding me at the show, look for the ball of fire on the left side of the stage
It will be hard to miss

can I interest you in a Juliens America sponsored gin and tonic before you set yourself on fire?

only if it contains green hat…man has to have principles

Sidehatch wrote:
funny…I've kind of been avoiding this thread purely based on the subject line
And here I find I'm somehow the center of attention :P

I have a ticket.
but I do plan a self immolation around the 15 minute mark as a tribute to Andy
So… if you were thinking of finding me at the show, look for the ball of fire on the left side of the stage
It will be hard to miss

You don't like slacks?