META/ITT/NWA/WTF-> Julian's upcoming dismemberment at the GWARBQ

I so want to go with Julian, and dress as a fellow dandy, in the vip, giving shade to all those doth pass before us.  and then to wind up getting in a fight with him about something, and then Julian never posts on here again.

Sidehatch wrote:
did VSmack say that he'd pay the balance…of the VIP ticket or just the $55 one :)

I know nothing of a VIP ticket.  How much is it?

was in Jest mr VS

but since you asked

Premium/VIP- $299 Ticket
(Limited Quantity 200)

All day entry, official GWAR B-Q t-shirt, B4BQ pre party show entry at the National, VIP Laminate with exclusive access to VIP Area, Vip Restrooms and Express Lanes including Main Gate Entry, Merchandise Booth and Beverage Ticket Kiosks. Not to mention, the mattress peak of any Bohab?s miserable existence, a Meet & Greet signing with GWAR and a possible chance to appear on stage with GWAR. Only 200 of the most diehard, soon-to-die fans will be allowed to secure a Premium Ticket which will be mailed to you prior to the event, so you can bypass the human scum waiting in line and get in first!

The VIP Restrooms alone might be worth it
also bypassing the human scum is a nice perk

Jules will also have to change his screen name to

Julian, verified Bohab

Sidehatch wrote:
bypassing the human scum is a nice perk

To be fair, if anyone on here has frequently discussed a desire to bypass human scum, its me.

Sidehatch wrote:
Jules will also have to change his screen name to

Julian, verified Bohab

Agreed.

ack - 37 days to go
need to get this organized
if I remember…smakie said he'd cover the balance
would like some bordies to cough up a few shillings

Let's go people.  This is happening….

i've already pledged.  lemme know the details of how to fulfill my promise.

GWAR Announces Special Events at the 2015 GWAR B-Q: World?s Greatest Shock Rock Band Guarantees Orgasm for All Who Attend

GWAR-B-Q is more than a rock concert, think of it as a field day of hatred and death, with a full program of special events and attractions designed to lure humans to their deaths.


*GWAR does not guarantee the orgasm will be yours, or that you will survive it, but there will be an orgasm*

I'm ready to pay.  Let's do this!

I'm giddy with excitement…

I'm going to order it soon, was hoping to get some others to make some small contributions
So far only Sweets, Vsmack and myself as people looking to send Julian to an early grave [with a Gwargasam]

single tix is $61

It'd be great if we could get two as we'd have a photographer make a great gif of his dismemberment

Sidehatch wrote:
It'd be great if we could get two as we'd have a photographer make a great gif of his dismemberment

I said I'll take photos as is.

ill chip in 10 bucks…I haven't used paypal since they went separate from ebay but I should be able to figure it out..or  can give you `10 bucks when I see you I guess

i'm upping my contribution to $20. 

c'mon folks, don't let a lame-o like me show you up.  on the one hand, love or hate jules, you gotta admire his snarky writing style.  you know he'll come back from this event with a notepad full of hilarious observations, derogatory descriptions and contemptuous tales.  it's guaranteed entertainment.

on the other hand, your contribution will help fund a weekend in hell for jules.  let's make him suffer.  i can assure you that jules is only doing this for our entertainment.  he will not enjoy this one bit, which we can all take enjoyment in.

pony up a few bucks and send julian to the slave pit!!!

did I miss, how one pays into this?  I may want to contribute.  but, I don't know why.

thanks to sidehatch, for putting this together, and for allowing me to contribute to this spectacle.  I for one, find it an insult to gwar, but hey, maybe they will have sex with Julian and make a new video out of it.

Now, just to clarify one loose end, I am going to need whoever is actually collecting the funds and purchasing the ticket and mailing it to me to sign a boilerplate Non-Disclosure Agreement with relation to any information about myself, including but not limited to my name and address.

I assume this is not going to be a problem, correct?