META/ITT/NWA/WTF-> Julian's upcoming dismemberment at the GWARBQ

Julian, wrote:
Now, just to clarify one loose end, I am going to need whoever is actually collecting the funds and purchasing the ticket and mailing it to me to sign a boilerplate Non-Disclosure Agreement with relation to any information about myself, including but not limited to my name and address.

I assume this is not going to be a problem, correct?


I'm happy to serve as the go between.  I'm sure it will just be an e-ticket anyway.
it is a print at home (or dungeon) ticket
vansmack wrote:
I'm happy to serve as the go between.  I'm sure it will just be an e-ticket anyway.

Sidehatch has already been emailed the NDA but in the off-chance he is not willing to sign it, I would be open to yourself or Sweets serving as an intermediary.
Sidehatch wrote:
it is a print at home (or dungeon) ticket


Bummer.
Julian, wrote:
vansmack wrote:
I'm happy to serve as the go between.  I'm sure it will just be an e-ticket anyway.

Sidehatch has already been emailed the NDA but in the off-chance he is not willing to sign it, I would be open to yourself or Sweets serving as an intermediary.

…in blood

I signed the NDA with my DNA
Sidehatch wrote:
I signed the NDA with my DNA
This is, actually, quite GwarBQ appropriate.
happy to help out however i can.

lemme know who/where to pay.
Ok..I've really dragged this out…mostly to create some anticipation to this sordid event of death and depravity that Julian has so willingly accepted to subject himself to

So we got some more pledges…looks like we can get the Deluxe tix for $75!
All day entry and official GWAR-B-Q t-shirt!- Includes Express Band!
 

NEW! EXPRESS BANDS!

FREE to Deluxe and VIP ticket holders & retroactive for those who have already purchased Deluxe and VIP ticket packages. A special wristband that grants access to express lanes throughout the festival, providing shorter lines everywhere from the entrance gates, the merchandise booth, beer ticket sales tents and port-o-potties
walk,on,by wrote: I for one, find it an insult to gwar, but hey, maybe they will have sex with Julian and make a new video out of it.

So…I think an insult to GWAR is like a compliment…
I have seen that several people are concerned that I will not accurately be able to document this event by myself and as such, I have reached out and found someone willing to attend and photograph the event. They will not be in suit and tie but will assist with running the instagram page and documenting the event. I also have some feelers out and put my odds at better than 50% that I am going to be able to provide a video interview with a founding member of GWAR live from the event.

In sadder news, I have heard nothing back from Ghoul or their management about me getting to meet them and discuss Morrissey.
Ok, want to say thanks so far to the bordies who've already pledged some blood money for this

in order to get 2 tix to ensure proper documentation…looking for another smaller $5 blood donors

Guys, I'm getting hyped up to get out to the barbeque! I found an Emporio Armani suit at a thrift shop so I definitely think I'm going to win the best dressed competition and make so many friends!
Julian, wrote:
Guys, I'm getting hyped up to get out to the barbeque! I found an Emporio Armani suit at a thrift shop so I definitely think I'm going to win the best dressed competition and make so many friends!
wait, what were you doing in a thrift shop?
godsshoeshine wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Guys, I'm getting hyped up to get out to the barbeque! I found an Emporio Armani suit at a thrift shop so I definitely think I'm going to win the best dressed competition and make so many friends!
wait, what were you doing in a thrift shop?
I want to fit in with all the Gwar fan people. If I show up in a new suit, I'd look pretentious.
but…don't you have people to go to thrift stores for you? someone from the tennis club might see you
Julian, likes to publically slum it, when he needs to be turned on, by the higher help.
walk,on,by wrote:
the higher help.
Jesus?
hippies
More like Juggalos.