drewtang, are you the same drewtang I saw trolling about libs on instagram?
Amazon & Arlington a ❤️
Yada wrote:I have an instagram account but have never posted on IG so I don't believe so, no.
drewtang, are you the same drewtang I saw trolling about libs on instagram?
I don't get this at all…Crystal City is kind of a cool name (although we all know not a cool place in reality)….National Landing is LAME Is Amazon pushing this name change?
I hope it doesn't confuse pilots hoping to touch down at DCA
apparently crystal city means something else in the Steam community
Since we're talking about Crystal's…here's my Crystal story.
Just before moving to DC, I was 30 and subletted a room in apartment where I lived with a bitchy, bossy 20something named K and a sassy 18 year old named Crystal. Crystal and I ended up, er, bonding, in part over our mutual dislike for the third roommate, and started fornicating a number of times….highlighted by us copulating on K's bed a number of times. This came to an end and I moved to DC and quickly forgot about it all. I know, my having no pics means this is just my imagination typing.
Six months later, and my new DC girlfriend is sleeping over the phone rings in the middle of the night. It's Crystal. She's joined the Army, but wanted to talk because she was lonely. I told her i had company and couldn't talk. Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
Just before moving to DC, I was 30 and subletted a room in apartment where I lived with a bitchy, bossy 20something named K and a sassy 18 year old named Crystal. Crystal and I ended up, er, bonding, in part over our mutual dislike for the third roommate, and started fornicating a number of times….highlighted by us copulating on K's bed a number of times. This came to an end and I moved to DC and quickly forgot about it all. I know, my having no pics means this is just my imagination typing.
Six months later, and my new DC girlfriend is sleeping over the phone rings in the middle of the night. It's Crystal. She's joined the Army, but wanted to talk because she was lonely. I told her i had company and couldn't talk. Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
Space wrote:
Since we're talking about Crystal's…here's my Crystal story.
Just before moving to DC, I was 30 and subletted a room in apartment where I lived with a bitchy, bossy 20something named K and a sassy 18 year old named Crystal. Crystal and I ended up, er, bonding, in part over our mutual dislike for the third roommate, and started fornicating a number of times….highlighted by us copulating on K's bed a number of times. This came to an end and I moved to DC and quickly forgot about it all. I know, my having no pics means this is just my imagination typing.
Six months later, and my new DC girlfriend is sleeping over the phone rings in the middle of the night. It's Crystal. She's joined the Army, but wanted to talk because she was lonely. I told her i had company and couldn't talk. Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
B+. good story, but lacked a full-on kvetch or financial savings tip to earn it the title of Classic Space. still, a good and worthwhile read.
sweetcell wrote:Space wrote:
Since we're talking about Crystal's…here's my Crystal story.
Just before moving to DC, I was 30 and subletted a room in apartment where I lived with a bitchy, bossy 20something named K and a sassy 18 year old named Crystal. Crystal and I ended up, er, bonding, in part over our mutual dislike for the third roommate, and started fornicating a number of times….highlighted by us copulating on K's bed a number of times. This came to an end and I moved to DC and quickly forgot about it all. I know, my having no pics means this is just my imagination typing.
Six months later, and my new DC girlfriend is sleeping over the phone rings in the middle of the night. It's Crystal. She's joined the Army, but wanted to talk because she was lonely. I told her i had company and couldn't talk. Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
B+. good story, but lacked a full-on kvetch or financial savings tip to earn it the title of Classic Space. still, a good and worthwhile read.
Thanks. I sort of felt like I was logged into my Relaxer account when I was telling it….though he would have included more graphic details as well as mishaps.
drewtang wrote:
I'll take an Alamo Drafthouse though. Never been but I've heard good things.
Took our newborn to see Bohemian Rhapsody at an Alamo Drafthouse family friendly showing yesterday. I will be qoing every Tuesday for the rest of my paternity leave….
Space wrote:
Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
Having you checked Ancestry or 23andMe to find out how to get in touch with your Krystal love child?
On second thought, maybe she just aborted it because YOU NEVER CALLED HER BACK.
Space wrote:sweetcell wrote:Space wrote:
Since we're talking about Crystal's…here's my Crystal story.
Just before moving to DC, I was 30 and subletted a room in apartment where I lived with a bitchy, bossy 20something named K and a sassy 18 year old named Crystal. Crystal and I ended up, er, bonding, in part over our mutual dislike for the third roommate, and started fornicating a number of times….highlighted by us copulating on K's bed a number of times. This came to an end and I moved to DC and quickly forgot about it all. I know, my having no pics means this is just my imagination typing.
Six months later, and my new DC girlfriend is sleeping over the phone rings in the middle of the night. It's Crystal. She's joined the Army, but wanted to talk because she was lonely. I told her i had company and couldn't talk. Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
B+. good story, but lacked a full-on kvetch or financial savings tip to earn it the title of Classic Space. still, a good and worthwhile read.
Thanks. I sort of felt like I was logged into my Relaxer account when I was telling it….though he would have included more graphic details as well as mishaps.
Though Relaxer himself would have bedded both of the roommates, at the same time.
BOOM!
vansmack wrote:Space wrote:
Later, I received a letter as well. To which I never replied, but felt bad about it. I never heard from her after that. I wonder what ever happened to her. The end.
Having you checked Ancestry or 23andMe to find out how to get in touch with your Krystal love child?
On second thought, maybe she just aborted it because YOU NEVER CALLED HER BACK.
Abortion jokes. Almost as funny as cancer jokes!
vansmack wrote:drewtang wrote:
I'll take an Alamo Drafthouse though. Never been but I've heard good things.
Took our newborn to see Bohemian Rhapsody at an Alamo Drafthouse family friendly showing yesterday. I will be qoing every Tuesday for the rest of my paternity leave….
Was that your kid's first movie in a theater? If so, a nice start. Mine's most recent was Bohemian Rhapsody, and I'm a little ashamed to admit her first was A History of Violence, starring Viggo.
vansmack wrote:
On second thought, maybe she just aborted it because YOU NEVER CALLED HER BACK.
Space Ghost?
I have one more Crystal story.
In my final year as a middle school math teacher, in the same state as the other Crystal story, I had five math classes. These included one "low achiever" class. In that class, there were seven girls. FOUR of them were named Crystal. There were no other Crystals in the other four classes.
Math problem: What are the odds of that happening?
In my final year as a middle school math teacher, in the same state as the other Crystal story, I had five math classes. These included one "low achiever" class. In that class, there were seven girls. FOUR of them were named Crystal. There were no other Crystals in the other four classes.
Math problem: What are the odds of that happening?
Hey now, I've been in a committed monogamous relationship for more than a year now, and the number of women with whom I've cheated on her is totally probably in the single digits.
Relaxer wrote:And they say romance is dead.
Hey now, I've been in a committed monogamous relationship for more than a year now, and the number of women with whom I've cheated on her is totally probably in the single digits.
Now they want to put a gondola between Arlington and Georgetown.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/lets-get-the-georgetown-gondola-going/2018/11/30/7c92b822-f289-11e8-aeea-b85fd44449f5_story.html?utm_term=.d03e84c87970
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/lets-get-the-georgetown-gondola-going/2018/11/30/7c92b822-f289-11e8-aeea-b85fd44449f5_story.html?utm_term=.d03e84c87970