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vansmack
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 05:30 PM UTC #
Sports Guy: In all seriousness, Aamer Haleem has a chance to become the best Indian VH1 host ever.
Venerable Bede
Joined: October 16, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 05:36 PM UTC #
Originally posted by vansmack:
Sports Guy: In all seriousness, Aamer Haleem has a chance to become the best Indian VH1 host ever.
i didn't much care for the sports guy's article today (other than the tommy john bit). i mean, i like the ramblings, but when a column is devoted solely to one line ramblings. . i start to lose interest. however, john kruk has been a welcome addition to page 2.
Samantha
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 05:38 PM UTC #
at the office I worked at there was a patient with the first name Anass. What was really funny was the office manager calling his house and asking for Anass, but when Anass wasn't there, she asked for Anass's wife. we were all listening and laughing, she was holding in her laughter as best she could.
vansmack
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 05:43 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
i didn't much care for the sports guy's article today (other than the tommy john bit).
You didn't think this was funny:

It's too bad you could never coordinate this with 40,000 people, but the next time Barry Bonds comes up, if everyone at SBC Park cheered all at once, and then someone in the right-field stands threw a ball into the bay so all those losers in the boats would dive in for the ball … and then this happened like five or six times … I mean, that would be kinda fun, right?

I nearly spit my Mountain Dew out.

Or this:

The WNBA is like that one relative everyone dreads seeing at Thanksgiving every year – you know they're showing up, you know you have to talk to them, and you know there's nothing you can do about it.

That's classic!
Venerable Bede
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 05:48 PM UTC #
ok, the barry bonds bit was funny too. . i just don't find anything about the wnba funny, which was part of his joke, but even making "fun" of the wnba is not funny.

i mean, i love his articles when he is so frantic, it's like he's forgetting something important. . all of the red sox articles during the playoffs, and most recently, the vegas trip he went on with his buddies. .that's one of my favourite articles from this year.
El Tee
Joined: October 09, 2003 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 06:05 PM UTC #
Just remembered - had a client by the name of R.U. Pydoff
Sir HC
Joined: August 31, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 08:05 PM UTC #
There was a customer of ours Dong Le. Now they would write these documents and talk about dongle so I didn't realize that it was a person.
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 08:52 PM UTC #
My ma used to be a teller for MD National bank. She had a customer cash a check once…named: E.Pluribus Unum Jackson.

There was once a stick-up at her bank too, and the robber handed a note which read "Put the money in the bag or you DINE."
-true fact
Medusa
Joined: January 15, 2004 at 06:01 AM UTC
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 09:28 PM UTC #
At my high school, there was a guy with the name Brandy Alexander (like the cocktail drink).

Cheers

DJ Medusa.
paige
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Re: Kewl real names May 21, 2004 at 09:36 PM UTC #
i met a girl named

Stuart Raper

man i felt bad for her.
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