Kewl real names

What are some kewl names of real-life people you have personally known?

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I went to high school with a girl named Mary Christmas.

I used to work with this black dude, Shack Camper. Kewlest name ever!
I went to college with a guy named Jimmy Hendricks.
Constance Waddell

she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions……………
Originally posted by poorlulu:
Constance Waddell

she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions……………
weird, I just got that email and it was addressed to Brennser at Big Yawn
I went to junior high and high school with a guy named Bart Simpson.

Also went to school with a girl named Yu Suk Moon.
There's a bloke who sells Audis at the Arlington dealer called, Phat Dong
When I was a teacher, I had students named:

Harry Bushrod
Babatunde Olowokukoko
There is a guy who works in my building named:

Phuc Ho
Originally posted by pollard:
Originally posted by poorlulu:
Constance Waddell

she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions……………
weird, I just got that email and it was addressed to Brennser at Big Yawn
funny, so did I… which has prompted me to scrutinize our spam settings.

Oh, and the queen of all names…
Wendy Herder-Mone but Beavis Penelope is pretty cool too.
Dr. Proctor Doctor
Had a customer at my first job Dick Holden. Boss would always say "Going to my Dick Holden meeting."

High school, there was a sadistic family, kids were Bunker and Brittney Hill.

At a Chinese restaurant in Vermont, the magazines in the waiting area were sent to Candy Poon.
I think he may be retired now, but for many years there was a gynecologist in Annandale named Harry Beaver.
A great name for a Republican politician.

Chad Dimple
hey, what meds I take are my business :roll:

Originally posted by pollard:
Originally posted by poorlulu:
Constance Waddell

she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions……………
weird, I just got that email and it was addressed to Brennser at Big Yawn
Guy in high school named Phuc Duc Nguyen.
A guy I had some indirect contact through work in Chicago was named Hercules Tower the third. You don't get much more badass than that.

Plus i just got an email selling valium and xanax from a Noel Gallagher. How the mighty have fallen.
A guy at the office, last name, Mr. Chircorp. The front desk receptionist never said it correctly. All we heard over the PA system, "Mr. Jerkoff, call on line one, Mr. Jerkoff, call on line one."
went to high school with a mike rak
Rusty Kuntz, first base coach for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
mike hunt