Baltimore Cleaner than DC

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
My wife had some unwashed homeless addict get up in her face and call her a "scumbag", completely unprovoked. He was lucky he didn't get spat upon by me, or punched by her.
you know, rhett, you and your wife get berated by strangers on a consistent basis it seems. did you ever wonder why?
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
You want to see loser white people, just go to San Fran.
and dont forget about all those awful gays!!
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by general grievous:
Portland sure has a lot going for it though.
Doesn't it lead the nation in heroin overdoses?
you know whats funny. just last week, someone told me that Baltimore had the most heroin overdoses. and then just yesterday, when i was talking of moving to Miami, someone said "Miami has the most heroin overdoses in the country"

is there a big tie at the top of the leaderboard here or what?
i've always heard baltimore referred to as the "heroin capital" of the country
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
i've always heard baltimore referred to as the "heroin capital" of the country
maybe we just dont overdose that often!
Jealousy, best I can figure. The women are jealous of my wife's beauty, the men jealous that I have a beautiful wife.

One guy in SF walked up to me and asked "How you get a girl like that?" My wife replied "Because he's a nice guy." I told her she should have said, "Because he's white."


Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
My wife had some unwashed homeless addict get up in her face and call her a "scumbag", completely unprovoked. He was lucky he didn't get spat upon by me, or punched by her.
you know, rhett, you and your wife get berated by strangers on a consistent basis it seems. did you ever wonder why?
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Jealousy, best I can figure. The women are jealous of my wife's beauty, the men jealous that I have a beautiful wife.

thats pretty cool if you really believe that!
[/qb]thats pretty cool if you really believe that! [/QB]


"sonicteam"
is that you Jared?
Plus, my wife is not one to back down from people giving her shit, and has a low tolerance level for what she considers someone (including me) giving her shit.

Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Jealousy, best I can figure. The women are jealous of my wife's beauty, the men jealous that I have a beautiful wife.

thats pretty cool if you really believe that!
Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
That's because all of the poor uneducated minorities were driven out of San Francisco by ridiculous housing costs, to Oakland and beyond.

It's a good thing that's not happening in DC, LA, NY, Chicago, or any other big city in America.
Two friends in the SF area:

1. 1200 sq foot condo near Japantown. $710,000.
2. Looking at places in Marin. 1350 sq ft. $1,100,000.

Nothing comes close to that here that I see.
Congrats to Charm City!!

The metropolitan areas with the highest rates of heroin/morphine-related ME deaths in 1999 were Baltimore, Portland, Salt Lake City, and Boston.

http://www.usdoj.gov/ndic/pubs07/716/heroin.htm
no? DC Condo Listing
If you took all the filthy stinking lawyers out of DC I bet it would shoot right up that list.


I found S.F. to be pretty dirty as well, especially the China Town district. Tons of homeless whiteys all over the place too….still one of my two favourite cities in doodleville.
Originally posted by root:

"sonicteam"
is that you Jared?
do you need to put my real name on here? now the paparazzi will be at my door at any second.

(and you spelled it wrong)
Originally posted by sonickteam4:
Originally posted by root:

"sonicteam"
is that you Jared?
do you need to put my real name on here? now the paparazzi will be at my door at any second.
i found you:
<img src="http://images.dietclub.com.au/branding/dc/library/jared_subway.jpg" alt=" - " />
Originally posted by Urf:
no? DC Condo Listing
I am talking low end housing here. Trying to find *anything* under $500k there is impossible. The $700+ place is on the edge of "the hood" with a double homicide right out their window.
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
One guy in SF walked up to me and asked "How you get a girl like that?" My wife replied "Because he's a nice guy." I told her she should have said, "Because he's white."
I guess it's better than admitting it was through the "classified ads in the City Paper"..one of the great true stories of our time..
One of my best male friends met his wife through the Village Voice personal ads, and another met his wife through Yahoo's personal ads, so it's not like mine is a unique success story.

Heck, I even think one of the more beloved members of this chatboard met his wife through the personal ads.

Originally posted by Fico:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
One guy in SF walked up to me and asked "How you get a girl like that?" My wife replied "Because he's a nice guy." I told her she should have said, "Because he's white."
I guess it's better than admitting it was through the "classified ads in the City Paper"..one of the great true stories of our time..
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
One of my best male friends met his wife through the Village Voice personal ads, and another met his wife through Yahoo's personal ads, so it's not like mine is a unique success story.

Heck, I even think one of the more beloved members of this chatboard met his wife through the personal ads.

Originally posted by Fico:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
One guy in SF walked up to me and asked "How you get a girl like that?" My wife replied "Because he's a nice guy." I told her she should have said, "Because he's white."
I guess it's better than admitting it was through the "classified ads in the City Paper"..one of the great true stories of our time..
Give us a name!!..spill the beans and let him deny it…
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Perhaps it was just the neighborhoods I was hanging around in, but I just returned from San Francisco, which I can say was the dirtiest,
The list is about cleaniness. San Fran is not that dirty. (Pleasanton is squeeky!)
so the people bitching you out at the Old 97s concert were jealous of your wifes beauty?

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Jealousy, best I can figure. The women are jealous of my wife's beauty, the men jealous that I have a beautiful wife.

Originally posted by sonickteam4:
you know, rhett, you and your wife get berated by strangers on a consistent basis it seems. did you ever wonder why?