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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 07:04 AM UTC #

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:

Originally posted by Frosty The Swami:
USA Today reported Tuesday that Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) plans to sponsor legislation in the Senate to have Reagan's image replace that of Alexander Hamilton, the nation's first treasury secretary, on the $10 bill.

Meanwhile, an effort is underway in the House of Representatives, led by Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.), to put Reagan's face on the $20.

http://money.cnn.com/2004/06/08/news/economy/reagan_hamilton/index.htm?cnn=yes
There's also a new bill on capitol hill to rename our fair national capitol in honor of America's bestest president ever: Reagan, DC.

More renaming bills are in the pipeline…everything from roads to washrooms. Popeye's chicken will henceforth be known as Reagan's Chicken. The species of domestic fowl formerly known as chicken will be called Reagan. In the future it will be a misdemeanor not to use the word "Reagan" at least once in every paragraph….soon to be ammended to once-per-sentence. Then once per word. Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Anybody know a good exorcist?

The one who was a friend of the family died a good while ago.

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 08:02 AM UTC #

Ronnie isnt really dead. He is working a butger joint in Moline with Elvis. I think its a little side of the raod greasy spoon called King Gippers!

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 03:10 PM UTC #

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NEWSFLASH!: Santa Barbara to be renamed Reagangrad. Film @ 11.

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 03:20 PM UTC #

Well, I put the telly on this morning for the first time since the weekend, to see if there's anything new on the news…..Reagan is still dead, is all I learned.

My wife is happy though, she gets to finish today at 2pm and is off on Friday. I told her Reagan did so much more for her dead than he ever did for me while he was alive.

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 03:25 PM UTC #

You guys crack me up, well we went from bitching about music to bitching about dead Presidents…….Can't wait to hear what's next.

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 03:32 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rob_Gee_a.k.a _Guiny:
You guys crack me up, well we went from bitching about music to bitching about dead Presidents…….Can't wait to hear what's next.

Back to bitching about sports maybe?

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 03:33 PM UTC #

Or maybe bitching about cars and their drivers…..

kosmo

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 03:40 PM UTC #

each other?

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 04:06 PM UTC #

well, after chasing butterflies around his backyard in his underpants for the past 15yrs - i reckon the ol' bastard deserves some rest.

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:20 PM UTC #

Originally posted by filthypit:
well, after chasing butterflies around his backyard in his underpants for the past 15yrs - i reckon the ol' bastard deserves some rest.

I thought they were pink elephants.

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:22 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
I hope they nickname the shitty new baseball team we're going to get the Washington Reagans.

How bout the Gippers?

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:27 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
shitty new baseball team

probably be better than the orioles in a couple of years

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:38 PM UTC #

Originally posted by pollard:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
shitty new baseball team
probably be better than the orioles in a couple of years

You think it will take that long?

Rhett Miller

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:42 PM UTC #

They'll probably be comparable to the Caps, Skins, Wizards, and Mystics. A town populated by assholes gets what it deserves, shitty sports teams. I believe the intellectuals call it "karma".
:D

Originally posted by pollard:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
shitty new baseball team
probably be better than the orioles in a couple of years

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:45 PM UTC #

So they won't be much better in Springfield then either.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
They'll probably be comparable to the Caps, Skins, Wizards, and Mystics. A town populated by assholes gets what it deserves, shitty sports teams. I believe the intellectuals call it "karma".

Rhett Miller

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:53 PM UTC #

They should move to Portland. Then I might cheer for them.

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
So they won't be much better in Springfield then either.

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
They'll probably be comparable to the Caps, Skins, Wizards, and Mystics. A town populated by assholes gets what it deserves, shitty sports teams. I believe the intellectuals call it "karma".

mankie

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 05:59 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
They'll probably be comparable to the Caps, Skins, Wizards, and Mystics. A town populated by assholes gets what it deserves, shitty sports teams. I believe the intellectuals call it "karma".
:D

Originally posted by pollard:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
shitty new baseball team
probably be better than the orioles in a couple of years

You might be on to something….is that why Manchester, England is home to the biggest, wealthiest, and one of the most successful sports franchises in history.

But then again, how would you explain the Pittsburgh Penguins of years gone by?

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 06:03 PM UTC #

Were the Penguins good?

If so, must be because Grotty is such a great guy.

And let's not forget that Vansmack was born there.

Originally posted by Bollocks:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
They'll probably be comparable to the Caps, Skins, Wizards, and Mystics. A town populated by assholes gets what it deserves, shitty sports teams. I believe the intellectuals call it "karma".
:D

Originally posted by pollard:

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
shitty new baseball team
probably be better than the orioles in a couple of years
You might be on to something….is that why Manchester, England is home to the biggest, wealthiest, and one of the most successful sports franchises in history.

But then again, how would you explain the Pittsburgh Penguins of years gone by?

Venerable Bede

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 06:22 PM UTC #

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Were the Penguins good?

If so, must be because Grotty is such a great guy.

And let's not forget that Vansmack was born there.

were they good? back to back stanley cup champions in 91-92

chaz

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Re: Reagan Dead. June 09, 2004 at 06:52 PM UTC #

The Bullets (i mean wizards) were good once too. NBA champs in '78. Don't worry, they'll get it going again soon.